feed the pony

A technique used when someone passes out out from excessive alcohol consumption and requires reviving.

Feeding the pony, involves placing your cocaine laced hand under the subjects mouth, while he licks it in his slumbered state.

Hey Swiss Chris! Martins passed out again, time to feed the pony...

by uliusB July 19, 2007

dog and pony show

working to hard for something that aint worth shit

My roommate spent 3 hours preping for a date, he turned the damn thing into a dog and pony show

by Goodpancakes February 23, 2004

Genitalian Pony

Basically, a pony that a crazy lady wants you to see. It has braces and formal wear from the 1800s.
Another definition would be a penis.

"LOOK AT MY GENITALIAN PONY!"

by shamarpho July 12, 2009

Do a Pony

To act upon a premeditated string of feelings in a completely undignified and blundering way, in spite of the apple of your eye holding no feelings for you whatsoever.

"I thought she'd might've been into me, so I bought her gold plated roses and a hand-written sonnet by Shakespeare, but it turns out she's been married for ten years and plans on retaking her vowels next weekend."
"Ouch, way to do a pony, dude"

by The Notorious OJM May 4, 2006

The White Pony

When you've had your fill of bullshit and there's nothing left to loose!

I FUCKING HATE WHAT SOCIETY HAS BECOME, IT'S TIME TO RIDE OUT ON THE WHITE PONY!!!!

by chaoz June 27, 2012

droney rosey pony

a horrible miserable nasty stinky laydee!!!
She drones on and on and on and on and on !!!!!!!!!!!
Shes mean!! Bubblegade hate her!!!

poo lop rose ya bitch!!!!
We hate rose!!!

by bubble gade May 4, 2005

Feed the Pony

An act of bagging a hot girl on a night out, only then sober up whilst with her and reject her to her face.
This is achieved by mocking her to her face, feigning to give her some sugar cubes and asking to "feed the pony".

James: "This girl I've been snogging looks like a fucking 'orse"
James: "Heer y'are girl, feed the pony"

by Alee-star August 30, 2012