roach picking

When you're out of weed so you pick through all of your joint and blunt roaches to get that little bit left behind the filter.

Person #1: oh man were out or weed
Person #2: no were not, to the ashtray we have some roach picking to do!

by Baconboy414 December 12, 2016

clean pickins

Clean pickins is something that you do not have to scrutinize or even think twice about how perfect it is. If it's clean pickins, it don't need no nitpickin!

My Subaru I am trading in is clean pickins, boy! You need to tell your manager there ain't no need to nit pick it!

by Ryno2603 November 10, 2017

Apple Picking

The fetish of plucking out a man’s testicle hairs.

Dave’s balls are smooth and shiny since last night’s apple picking!

by Orchard-eer September 24, 2020

pickicide

The inability to choose or pick a side or decide.
Where suicide is death by self; homicide is death by someone else; and pickicide is the death by not being able to choose.

That idiot crashed his car while playing chicken. I guess he died from pickicide.

by aml20111 July 12, 2014

Packing founding fathers

To have a lot of money. To carry around a lot of money.

I've been working for six months without a break. I'm going to the strip club to blow off some steam. Are you gonna have a good time, Tim?! Oh yea, I'm packing founding fathers. gotta get that paper, making money, get rich, rich, wealthy, money

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2015

Packing a Tom Hardy

When you have so much chew in your mouth you start speaking like Tom Hardy from The Revenant.

Kyle was packing a Tom Hardy I had no idea what he was saying the whole night.

by erferfin February 11, 2022

Stash packing

What occurs when someone has boofed an object and then performed an act of snapping. The boofed materials (usually drugs) are then pushed deeply into a secure location within the rectum to avoid detection in situations where such objects would come under scrutiny.

Joe knew he was gonna get locked up after his trail so the night before he bought some weed off Chav and asked him if he could help him with the stash packing.

by The Green Commie August 6, 2009