Papa-Butt

The bittersweet gastrointestinal aftermath of a glorious Papa John’s-fueled gathering with friends after a full day of excessive libations. Characterized by euphoric garlic sauce bonding, communal declarations of love, and next-morning regret punctuated by violent, flaming hot gas and a bowel movement so regrettable it deserves its own apology text chain.

Last night was peak—Jeremy brought Guinness, Dan double-fisted Lonely Heart, Lauren practically drank the garlic sauce, Jenna was crying from laughter, and Russ and Jessica made out to a Papa John’s jingle—but now I’ve got a serious case of Papa-Butt. Please send Tums. And prayers.

by AMPM91 May 26, 2025

papa yon

The Hispanic mom way to say 'Papa John's'

Hispanic Mom: Que quieres voy a ir a comprar comida, quieres papa yon, macdonas o burger kin

Son: Papa John's please

by snappyjoe February 13, 2024

papa birding

When renowned whisky expert and all-around great guy Dave Broom dribbles whisky from his mouth into a (willing) participant’s mouth, and then provides on-the-spot tasting notes.

“Oh wow! Look at Sherry over there papa birding - I wonder how much she had to pay for that.”

by tdims December 9, 2023

Papa smoke

An epic table tennis pro move in which you take the table out of table tennis by ignoring the futile ‘rules’ and smash the ball as hard as you can in the direction of your opponent, completely avoiding the table and aiming to get it as far past them as possible, accompanied by the phrase “GET PAPA SMOKED BITCH”

Ideally it should take your opponent by surprise, which can be achieved by lining up as if you were about to hit a usual serve and then thwacking the ball into oblivion.

Holy shit did you see gary and edward playing table tennis earlier??

Yeah dude, edward’s papa smoke was insane!

by Snelmuss July 4, 2022

Papa Nihil

Papa Emeritus Nihil, formerly known as "Papa Emeritus Zero", is a member of The Clergy, and was the frontman of Ghost during the Seven Inches of Satanic Panic cycle in 1969. He constantly needs to get his diaper changed since he's old and he shits his pants a lot.

"Papa Nihil need's another diaper change!"

by Joxlen October 2, 2023

papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.

Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.

by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020

Papa Polio

A father who has so much polio they can’t move and have to buy bootlegs using a voice machine

Friend 1: Dude, did you see that guy?
Friend 2: Yeah, he’s Papa Polio!

by Weenie6758 November 29, 2021