Blue Panda

A sad fat gay man

Did you hear that Matt's dog died? He's a blue panda right now.

by agentcm99 June 14, 2018

Panda Penis Polisher

Someone who sucks alot of dick.

Chris Conger sure is a Panda Penis Polisher

by Mah Dick June 24, 2005

Silly Little Panda

An Emo Girls Boyfriend

I love my silly little panda

by Nicky Baker October 22, 2008

Panda-fuckin-monium

Absolute insanity, extreme pandemonium

Darren and Austin had a complete drunken night filled with panda-fuckin-monium after the 26 of wisers.

by shu524 August 6, 2010

Kung Fu Panda

1.A fat-ass man usually around 400 lbs. that claims to know kung fu.
2. A fucking idiot

Did you see the fat ass in the kung fu stance with a Twinkie in his mouth. That must be Kung Fu Panda

by BrotherBob March 8, 2013

Red and White Panda

A beautiful, witty, intelligent, humble creature.

I love that Red and White Panda

by p February 17, 2005

Huge Raging Panda

An almost indescribable sight to see. It is when a man's penis has been inactive and unused for quite some time and then he gets an erection in which the end result is the man's erection looks like a very, very angry panda. This sight is due to the fact that the penis has been so long out of the "game" that it has grown angry and has grown lots of hair with some discoloration due to a feeling of old age. To prevent always show attention to your penis, it has feelings too.

Whoa man put that huge raging panda away, nobody wants to see that.

by Wang,Johnson69 September 23, 2010