The Number One

1.) Derived from Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad comics, where each character is named "The (adjective) One". 2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sarcastic and mocking attitude towards corny, encouraging statements such as "You're number one!" 4.) Alludes to her constant acquiring of phone numbers, due to her witty conversation starters and remarkable charm

After returning with another phone number: "She isn't called The Number One for nothing."

"I dare you to do it. Or aren't you The Number One?"

by lpr January 4, 2005

the man from house number '123'

What you use against those kids that nobody can control. You know, the ones that eat t.v remotes, flush blankets down the toilet, climb you, break things, bite you, scratch you, who dont listen to you or anyone who tries to discipline them.

The man from house #123 eats the faces of undisciplined kids, and if this is used well enough, will keep these tasmanian devils in check.

me: Timmy, if you dont stop hitting Suzy, i will call the man from house number '123' to come and eat your face.
timmy: I will kill the man from house number '123'
me: The man from house number 123 cant be killed. He eats the faces of naughty kids, but if you stop acting like that, I wont call him. ;)

by thegirlthatkrumps May 9, 2011

T9 number fucked

An annoying occurence when you text a number one time, and T9 uses that as your default in the future.

Last night I texted Stacy to come get in my bed, but since I have texted the number 46 before, T9 sent it as "Come get 46 my bed." Stacy was so pissed. I was totally T9 number fucked.

by thats the truth February 24, 2009

712 Angel Number

712 is an Angel Number which symbolizes new beginnings and brings a message from the angels that your prayers and positive affirmations have been heard and are being responded to by the Universal Energies. The angels urge you to maintain a positive attitude and mind-set in order to manifest your desired results.

I had a vision with the 712 Angel Number.

by TN FADE November 21, 2020

You're Number 1!

(n)& (v): A dichotomy of both a compliment and unspoken insult. The compliment portion is obvious. Who wouldn't want to be "numero uno"?

However, the insult portion comes in the form of body language when the phrase, "You're Number 1!", is accompanied with raising the dreaded middle finger at the receiver of said compliment.

Results vary as the receiving person could either become angry or amused. But one thing is certain...they will definitely be confused.

Dave: "That was a great game of basketball, wasn't it? You did your best, but I came out the winner tonight! Better luck next time."

Keith: "Yeah man, what can I say? You're Number 1!" (raises middle finger)

Dave: "Hey, thanks...huh? What the hell!?"

by P. Dubya July 1, 2007

Boy Rule Number 5

When a boy is dancing with a girl at a party and the two are face to face he does several moves in order to get with the girl. These steps include:

1. Grabbing her hands

2. Raising her hands slowly up to the ceiling until fully extended
3. Bringing her hands down to 180 degrees (think of a "t" shape)
4. The boy then moves his hands to her waist, pulling her in close and forcing her to do the same with her hands
5. Leans in for the kiss... and victory

Girl 1: Oh my god. Did you just hook up with that ugly guy?
Girl 2: ... yeah i had no choice. He pulled boy rule number 5.

by Level12 January 31, 2010

Avocado's Number

Avocado's number is the number of avocados in guacamole.

Person 1: How many avocados do I need to make guacamole?
Person 2: Avocado's number, 6.022E23 avocados/guacamole

by Chemmi838 January 24, 2013