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Person: yo u watched jojo yet?
Person who watched jojo: yeah
*person starts worshipping person who watched jojo*

thats how it would play out
people who watch jojo are better than narutards and those annoying ass retared "goku solos" people
literally anybody who watched jojos are the best
by mem1 April 26, 2022
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Wanna watch Kamen Rider?

Specially used when the top in a relationship invites the bottom to hot, sweaty homoerotic sex in which the bottom is completely dominated and submissive.
"Hey, wanna watch Kamen Rider? Maybe tonight"

"Oh, yeah for sure!"
by bedgio? April 14, 2024
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Dry-watching

“Dry-watching” - watching your tv show or movie without alcohol.
Dry-watching
- Want to watch the latest episode of our show tonight?

- Do we have any wine? I don’t want to dry-watch it.
by Mba008 August 28, 2025
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Garment Watch

An activity practiced by Mormons and non-Mormons, where individuals engage in the pursuit of spotting Mormon garment outlines in public settings. The objective of Garment Watch is to discreetly identify the unique undergarments worn by Mormons.

Participants of Garment Watch exhibit keen observational skills, often scanning crowds in search of subtle hints such as fabric drapes, shirt tucks, or bulges that might indicate the presence of garments.
Whenever I’m in public I play Garment Watch
by Jerry Red July 5, 2023
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watch monster

Watch monster. A person who loves horror movies and can easily fall asleep to it.
My sister is a watch monster. She fell asleep watching The Bride Of Chucky.
by DevilsBabyGirl October 17, 2022
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ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo

The government doesn't NEED to watch you. So long as you accept the propositions of the Universal Submission Ethic I know EXACTLY where you are. I know where you are on Sunday. I know you need to work hard and be friendly so I know where you are going to be Monday through Friday.
Conspiracy theorist "ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo!"

Hym "I don't even need to watch you to know where most of you are and I'M actually being watched so I don't really see how my thing isn't worse than your fucking DATA."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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Bird watching

To have sex with a MILF.
I told my buddy I was going bird watching last night. He thought I meant spotting some rare finches, but let's just say I was more interested in a rare mom with a pair of...binoculars!
by mika6969 July 20, 2024
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