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Diet Zombie

Someone who has been on a diet for only a couple of days but already craves fattening foods like a zombie craves brains. Usually attacks the fridge in a zombie-like manner.
I'm already becoming a diet zombie. BRRROOOOWWWWNNNNIIIIEEEEESSSSS!
by Kanna-Chan May 29, 2015
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Diet

It is not my fucking diet bitch, damn! Let it go!
Hym "Diet has nothing to do with it. It's the fucking tooth and the fucking infection in the tooth. Can't pay out of pocket or else I won't have enough money for bills. Ran out of money a full week before payday. Trying to catch up. Single most accomplished person in the history of humanity. Outside of conquering a country but once the AGI spawns I'm going to make it absolutely clear how fucked you would have been were I so inclined.... But yeah. Muh toof. Send hot Asian dentists immediately... Or I'll MuRdEr AlL oF the ChIlDrEn!"
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
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Diet yogurt

Diet yogurt is a term used to someone that is extremely conservative or just conservative.
It doesn't mean the person is slim or anything related to diet
by TH224 June 19, 2025
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Mediterranean Diet

I am meeting the neighbor on lunch. I am on a Mediterranean diet.
by Jank from State Farm January 12, 2022
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diet water

some stupid meme that makes no sense
this is the stupidest meme
whats the meme
"diet water"
oh wow thats stupid
by man im dead August 24, 2020
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diet blumpkin

A blow job in the stall you just took a shit in but flushed for courtesy.
Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.

Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.
by Blumpkin0noshit October 8, 2021
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Akin's Diet

When a person is akin' wild. A play on the phrase "acting wild". When someone doesn't make sense or is acting uncontrollable. Usually when drunk..
Chris: "I'm soooo drunk help me!! I don't know where I live!" (Vomits on own show)
Mike: "Are you on the Akin's Diet right now man?!? Cuz; you akin' wild!!!"
by Redunk June 8, 2011
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