ASSFACE Diet

A realistic eating plan that promotes healthy weight loss with whole foods, flexibility, and no added sugar. An acronym that stands for Added. Sugar. Sucks. Fruits and Veggies. Also Contain. Carbs. Eat those.

He lost 30 pounds on the ASSFACE Diet.

by FitnessOF July 3, 2025

Veto-Diet

A combined diet that blends vegan and keto principles, focusing on plant-based, low-carb, high-fat eating.

Sheila began her veto-diet last week after realizing, she was eating to much carbohydrates on a plant-forward dietary journey and not getting the nutrients needed to lose weight.

by truthuman April 5, 2025

Diet

Nothing important unless ur a fat bitch like Millie Allwood then u need to go on a diet

Caity: hey Millie you should go on a diet
Millie: what the fuck is a diet

by Faddy69 December 26, 2018

street diet

Eating food that is being sale outside in the community and not at home.

I’m on that street diet.

by Ninja_r0ck_ June 6, 2018

Obliviation diet

When you are so off your tits you will put anything in your gob.

Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"

Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Akin's Diet

When a person is akin' wild. A play on the phrase "acting wild". When someone doesn't make sense or is acting uncontrollable. Usually when drunk..

Chris: "I'm soooo drunk help me!! I don't know where I live!" (Vomits on own show)
Mike: "Are you on the Akin's Diet right now man?!? Cuz; you akin' wild!!!"

by Redunk June 8, 2011

Diet Sprite

Someone who is sparkly but lacks substance.

An attractive person with no depth.

Sarah was really into Billy until she realized that he was nothing more than a diet sprite.

by 1coolchick September 4, 2021