Mathematical Do-ness

Forcing or motivating yourself to DO-ing some math to beat your daily laziness, especially if you are glued or addicted to your cell phone or digital device for an unhealthy number of hours every day.

Some mathematical do-ness activities that could help white-collar workers break away from their sedentary lifestyle are:

Walk exactly 6789 steps.

Create an origami geometric shape out of the newspaper.

Learn to do calculus—differentiate and integrate—with a soroban (Japanese abacus).

Count the number of ballpoint pens in your house.

Mathematical Do-ness by Numerati July 29, 2025

Stealth UD-Ness

The definition is that any user that uses Stealth Private will be blessed with life long lasting ud-ness

Yo Dude, I Bought Stealth Private And I'm Forever Blessed With Stealth UD-Ness

Stealth UD-Ness by StealthUD November 19, 2025

don't ness this mess

A nicer way to say "I don't need this shit." In this context, ness is short for necessary.

I missed the bus and my Uber is stuck in traffic. I'm going to be late and I really don't ness this mess.

don't ness this mess by oshibka November 29, 2025

Long term-ness

The concept of doing something that is long term.

“People don’t like long term-ness these days”

Long term-ness by Ilove Johnny April 7, 2026

Harry P. Ness 

Say this word quickly and it’s sounds like you said “ hairy penis”

“My friend thinks he’s so funny when he says Harry P. Ness. It’s soo annoying when he says it”

Harry P. Ness by EMD F59PHI April 29, 2025

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me 

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.

Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021

Say Eye, Spell Map, Say Ness 

What people say when they want you to say I am a penis.

Person 1: yo, say eye, spell map, say ness.

Person 2: I am a penis.

Say Eye, Spell Map, Say Ness by crystal_fr December 19, 2023