National Punk Day

Also known as-NPD

Its where you throw on a British/Irish punk accent, dress like a punk rocker (Ramones, Sex Pistols, etc.).
*Note- These bands are just examples, being a punk is about being bold and doing something unique and original. Also, I'm not responsible for any anarchist activity you do on this day, or any other day.

It's always to be celebrated on January 31st (Johnny Rotton's Birthday. It's made as a response to Natinoal Emo Day.

Celebrator #1 - "Oy! Are you celebratin' National Punk Day?"

Celebrator #2 - "I am you lazy sod... NOW F*** OFF YOU C***!"

by Austin M-H October 9, 2008

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National Motorboat Day

On April 18, go up to a shordy and motorboat her titties!

*Motorboats tittes* you can’t complain, it's national motorboat day!

by anonymous.mandem April 17, 2018

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National Vans Day

Oct 13 is the day ! wear yo best/newest vans you got 😌

POST PLEASEEE, PLEASE WEAR YOUR VANSS ! TELL THE PEOPLE AT YO SCHOOL YO DAYCARE YO CHURCH IT DONT MATTER JUST SPREAD NATIONAL VANS DAYYY

by National Vans Day ! October 1, 2019

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National Hessa Day

9th October to celebrate the growth of hessa and how after is such a great book collection.

friend : what day is it?
me: are you kidding me? It’s National Hessa Day

by Afterhessa October 3, 2019

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National Shagging Day

On Wednesday April 12th every man and boy is ordered to find a woman and shag her, unprotected or protected. itd your choice, dont get herpes tho.

suh dud, its almost national shagging day.
o ye i almost forgot
who you shagging?
you already know fam thats confidential information
oh shet true my bad
like are you blem
no i shag
true

by iShagWomenDaily April 11, 2017

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