National Punk Day

Also known as-NPD

Its where you throw on a British/Irish punk accent, dress like a punk rocker (Ramones, Sex Pistols, etc.).
*Note- These bands are just examples, being a punk is about being bold and doing something unique and original. Also, I'm not responsible for any anarchist activity you do on this day, or any other day.


It's always to be celebrated on January 31st (Johnny Rotton's Birthday. It's made as a response to Natinoal Emo Day.

Celebrator #1 - "Oy! Are you celebratin' National Punk Day?"

Celebrator #2 - "I am you lazy sod... NOW F*** OFF YOU C***!"

by Austin M-H August 17, 2008

National Nonce day

May 1st , a day where all nonces and pedophiles alike gather to celebrate their join interest in kids.

Hey Tom , I heard your dads celebrating National Nonce day!

by Okbarry April 28, 2020

National Hessa Day

9th October to celebrate the growth of hessa and how after is such a great book collection.

friend : what day is it?
me: are you kidding me? It’s National Hessa Day

by Afterhessa October 03, 2019

National Nigger Day

A day when all of the call of duty players meet up and have a nigger-festival

“This nigger party is so fun!” “When is National Nigger Day?”

by CallOfDutyPlayer911 April 12, 2023

National Emma day

August 1st

Hey happy national Emma day dude I love Emma’s

by Heydaycrayzay April 17, 2020

National Vans Day

Oct 13 is the day ! wear yo best/newest vans you got 😌

POST PLEASEEE, PLEASE WEAR YOUR VANSS ! TELL THE PEOPLE AT YO SCHOOL YO DAYCARE YO CHURCH IT DONT MATTER JUST SPREAD NATIONAL VANS DAYYY

by National Vans Day ! October 01, 2019

National Motorboat Day

On April 18, go up to a shordy and motorboat her titties!

*Motorboats tittes* you can’t complain, it's national motorboat day!

by anonymous.mandem April 17, 2018