song ninja

1. (n.) A music artist/group that releases a song so catchy, it remains in your cerebellum as if a ninja is kicking your concentration's ass. 2. (n.) A person who sings, writes, speaks or texts you lyrics to an annoyingly catchy song or plays said song loud enough to hear, that gets stuck in your head. 3. (v.) {-ed} Hearing/ reading lyrics to only part of a catchy song, causing you to have it rattle around in your brain until you hear the entire song from beginning to end.

1) ::humming "Tik-Tok" by Ke$ha:: *ARGH!* Damn you Ke$ha! F*cking song ninja!
2) Guy: "You're a song ninja, you know that?"
Girl: "What do you mean?"
Guy: "I've had 'Blame it on the Alcohol' stuck in my head ever since you ordered your drink. Where's your iPod, I need to hear it now."
3. ::text message:: "SHOT TO THE HEART! AND YOU'RE TO BLAME..."
Damn, I've just been song ninjaed.
::text reply:: "DARLING YOU GIVE LOVE, A BAD NAME!"

by MaverickAg April 27, 2010

Bed Ninja

Similar to a sexual ninja. Someone that is sneaky in the sack, getting in and out before either party have time to notice. Not normally a good thing...

"Hey, I heard you left the party with that Tom guy last night, giggity giggity?"
"yeah, but I don't think I'll be seeing him again, I barely noticed anything had happened."
"oh, a bed ninja huh? Those are the worst!"

by xPhia May 8, 2010

Wank Ninja

Someone who is very skilled at wanking covertly in the same room as another person - the master of risky wanking. The Wank Ninja can successfully wank in a number of locations without being detected: in the back of the car with their family, under the table during a meeting, on the sofa next to a friend, etc. The art of the silent finish is vital, as is suppressing any hint of the Orgasm Face.

The other night, my girlfriend totally managed to get herself off three times during dinner with my grandparents - she's such a wank ninja.

by TheWN June 8, 2012

Mind ninja

To persuade/convince someone to do something as if they wanted to do it.

My father mind ninja me into choosing that movie

by New trends May 5, 2014

Two Finger Ninja Technique

Where someone can undo someone's bra with a finger and a thumb. It is easy to do, but not to understand... It involves squeesing either part of the strap and releasing.

Betty: God, I hope Jonny doesn't do that ninja shit thing today...
Jonny: TWO FINGER NINJA TECHNIQUE!!!
Betty: For fuck's sake

by Ill Hubs November 8, 2009

Ninja Beers

Little cups of wobbly pop that are sold for insanely low prices at bars on select evenings. Ninja beers sneak up behind you very quietly until BYAHHHHHH....they knock you out cold.

Ninja Beers
"How much are the little guys?"
"a dollar"
"a dollar?? give me five...(ten...fifteen...thirty seven)"
"are you sure?"
"dont you tell me what im capable of drinking"
"oook here you go"
"thanks hot bar lady"

........at this point the Ninja Beer Ninjas are surrounding you waiting for you to drop your guard for the split second they need.....

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYAH!

...you wake up 15 hours later outside planet pizza.

by Bhat September 30, 2006

Poo ninja

The stealthy little bastard that haphazardly leaves brown marks on your undies. Also acts as a scapegoat to take the blame for unexplained events for which you would normally be blamed.

Also known as the pantie assassin (for girls :-p )

Damn - the poo ninja's dealt to my tighty whities!

Dad: "Where'd all the change from my jeans' pocket go?"
Son: "poo ninja must have got it."

by Dion_B June 16, 2006