Nerd Swagger

An enhanced style of the traditional nerd that is quite potent in the social standings of today. A nerd that has obtained said swagger is endowed with substantial cred in otherwise "out of element" surroundings. This nerd is especially able to gain the looks and attention of women in many settings that the traditional nerd would not be able to garner. Showing a proficiency in many areas, this nerd is perceived to be "cool" and "hardly a nerd" to many.

1.Dang, the nerd has some serious swagger. He just walked into a biker club and made everybody in there understand what the formula is for finding the sum of integers, which would be S=N/2(A+B). maybe.

2.Guy 1: what the heck is nerd swagger?
Guy 2: oh well, you know how on the weekends Im always saying that I can't hang out because I'm busy?
Guy1: yea
Guy 2: well, I'm actually at home playing World of Warcraft and eating Doritos.
Guy 1: *GASP* duuuude that makes you a nerd!
Guy 2: yes, but my nerd swagger concelled this truth, until now.
Guy 1: so.... what happens now to our friendship?
Guy 2: simply this, I will push my nerd swagger to maximum and you won't remember a thing in about 5 seconds. Ready?
Guy 1: what the heck are talking about?
Guy 2: dude, lets go find some chicks.
Guy 1: I was just thinking about that bro, man your awesome. Far from a nerd like some people.
Guy 2: I sure am guy 1, I sure am.

by thatITguyTy March 20, 2011

word nerd

a guy who always knows how to spell something or corrects your spelling or pronunciation

you writing dear brian i just saw the scariest movie about dinasars
word nerd its spelled d i n o s a u r
you your such a word nerd

by kmonz July 25, 2010

nerd

1. An intelligent person, usually disliked by the speaker.

2. Someone who prefers books to people.

3. A fan of Fantasy and Sci-fi entertainment genres.

4. A person who is knowledgeable when it comes to computers.

1. "That nerd always gets good test scores."

2. Becky was a considered a nerd by most people, mostly because she spent so much time in the library.

3. Many nerds enjoy playing Dungeons and Dragons.

4. "I couldn't figure out how to fix my computer, so I went and found a nerd."

by Boudicca September 5, 2008

Mac Nerd

A nerd. thats not a real nerd because they use macintosh computers. so they are actualy slightly cooler than pc nerds. They go around café's bearing the apple logo on the back of their macbook/pro laptops, just to be different. They also find mac's sexy and masturbate over the computer not internet porn.

Mate. are you a mac nerd now, i saw you in café nero the other day with a macbook air.

by willy macintosh January 11, 2009

Halo 3 Nerd

One who plays Halo 3 on Xbox Live so much they feel the need to have sex with their Xbox 360 console. Though the majority of the group are cocky, horny 12 year olds, another great majority are people you interact with every day.

Man that kid's got 25 kills... What a fuckin' Halo 3 Nerd!

by antihalo3nerd69 July 3, 2009

band nerd

A put-down insult used by the untalented people who cannot play instruments intended to somehow "lessen the glory" of the talented, skilled people, but the put-down somehow fails to work every time, contrary to "orch-dorks", a put-down aimed at orchestra people which works every time.

Person 1:"Hey, you're a band nerd!"

Person 2:"Umm, okay weirdo, at least I'm not an orch-dork like you."
Person 1: "Ohhhh that hurt!"

by Thisisapseudonymifyoudidn'tkno May 25, 2010

Bible Nerd

Someone who is religious to a bizzare extent. When angry, they will quote scripture at you. Often enforce their morals, values, or ideas on others. Travel in packs.

The bible nerds meet every Sunday evening to discuss scripture. Oh damn.

by ihatethemboth November 24, 2006