Russell The Muscle

Nickname for major league baseball player Russell Branyan.

Russell the Muscle has 3 of the 5 longest home runs in Miller Park history

by Bob Smith Jones Johnson Newman March 27, 2009

Muscledousche

Anyone who takes Bodybuilding too far and who tries to get others around him to eat disgusting health foods as well.

Anthony is a muscledousche.

by Pooptitsmagee August 29, 2009

Muscle Sucker

one who sucks the penis...expert blow-jobber...

Did you see the lips on her? Definite muscle sucker.

by sweetnnnspicy July 8, 2010

musclebate

to masturbate in order to have muscular arms and chest

emma: wow brad, how'd you get such muscular arms and chest?!

brad: oh, you know, i musclebate and such...

by blazin_HAWK May 2, 2010

muscleage

a more epic way to refer to one's muscle mass, often used by a bro

I'm heading to the gym to work on muscleage.

by kreagan May 21, 2011

Muscle Ball

An undersized running back who is hard to tackle due to his lack of height, low center of gravity, stocky build and extremely thick lower body.

1) Damn! Maurice Jones-Drew just ripped my fantasy team defense for 174 yards and two touchdowns! That dude is a muscle-ball, you just can't tackle him!

2) That runningback is a damn muscle ball! We couldn't tackle him in a phone booth!

muscle jones-drew football

by Coach Thomas October 24, 2011

lunch muscle

A large, fat belly or waistline.

The only thing fatso there exercises is his lunch muscle.

by Da Prof March 22, 2005