The Dirty Moose

The act of having sexual anal intercourse with a female doggystyle, then after giving a hidden friend in a closet a pre-determined signal , putting your hands up on your heads like moose antlers as he pops out and snaps a photo

Dude i totally gave that bitch The Dirty Moose and tom got it on film! Want to see the picture?

by Gujmach August 3, 2009

moose shot

this is when you stroll into the woods and find a moose, you then aggresivly masturbate and jizz in the mooses eye. it is then unable to see and you then you use the mooses horns as a dildo

"hey guys wanna go out and scoring moose shots"

by mickeyb roll October 7, 2011

loose moose caboose

When a man's asshole is so blown out from anal sex, that his sphinctor stops to work and he diahreas every time he shits.

Adam-Dude after I got rammed by that donkey boner I have a loose moose caboose!
Nolan-aww man mines been ripped up for years, do you have any diapers yet?

by Adam Shuford January 17, 2008

Hung Like A Moose

When one has a large penis.

Kumar: Hey, just cuase your hung like a moose doesnt mean ya gotta do porn!
Interviewer: ...?

by big man matt February 5, 2007

Moose soup

When you take a moose call and use it to pour soup into your partners ass and while making antlers with your hands behind their head, fuck them in the ass while “Son of a bitch!” and “You’re doing good!!!”

I took this girl home from the bar and gave her the moose soup

by Sagybagy May 15, 2018

Moose sperm on the steam

When plastic donkey shower is in Albuquerque and hurts rebus with mooseram and frank comes out and eats all the taco time

Oh no your such a moose sperm on the steam

by Tony the cat April 20, 2022

like a moose in a hurricane

A phrase commonly used on the west coast to describe a crazy or supernatural event

Damn bro.. that was just like a moose in a hurricane

by I make words123 October 15, 2020