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moon jizz

When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out
Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz
by Tiniesttiny July 29, 2018
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Over the moon

Look over the moon means to be really happy or pleased about something. The phrase can be used to describe a feeling about something positive.
"When she gave me the box of chocolates I was over the moon"
"When i'm with him i'm over the moon"
by scentedcandles101 August 18, 2018
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Dudley Moon

A saucy professor who indulges in the company of cats and the delight of upside-down pineapple cakes. Typically, Dudley Moons are fluent in Japanese. It's possible they take courses on the language in order to enjoy cinematic wonders known as "Hentai."
I went to bio lecture and Dudley Moon walked in. I wish he'd use that cat tie he's wearing to tie me up and eat upside-down pineapple cake off of me.
by Yalocaldrugdealer May 22, 2018
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Moon Invasion

Something that occurs during Moonlanding - reaching through your legs, grabbing their balls, screaming "Ground control"
Damn that was quite the Moon Invasion on my ball there Lizzy.
by Cornzilla April 12, 2023
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matchu moone

The coolest most attractive guy ever.
FUCK YOU WAEL.
by bigblackjuicyballs December 1, 2022
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The Killing Moon

the greatest song ever written, according to its creator, Ian McCulloch
interviewer: so what's the killing moon about?
mac: oh, it's about, you know, fate, up against your will, through the thick and thin... it's the greatest song ever written.
by purrrrrrrrr December 10, 2022
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Moon Cricket

A young black male who comes out at night making threats, speaking lies, divulging private information and reciting events of the past, that the average person would say is out of line. He comes across big like a monster truck mud tire when he has his folks around him. When he is alone he hides in a corner somewhere scared and if you see him he no longer looks like a big monster truck tire he looks like a flat tire on a moped that is out of gas. He talks a big talk and you wait for him all day with your doors wide open or sit outside. He disturbs disrupts and distracts saying things like he scared he won't come out a 3am in the morning he is scared. The next day you get up early and go outside and wait

all day even leaving the doors to your home open. After waiting all day and night time comes around 10:30 pm you go inside and lock up your doors take a shower and relax with music or a t.v show. Five minutes after you finally go inside giving up he comes outside and says look he scared he went inside.
Cody you fucking Moon Cricket he waited for you all day and you come outside after he finally goes inside and locks his door because it is late. Moon Cricket he is not scared of you he waited for you all day but you wait until its almost midnight to come outside and fight him.
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