A Miskowiec usually a Mexican last name is had by a pretty girl with blue eyes and blonde hair but thinks she is a sewer rat 🐀 she is but people think she’s thick she is prolly a cheerleader or gymnast even both.
Girl: that’s a girl of the Miskowiec fam
Girl 2: she called
Her self a sewer but she’s pretty
Girl1: ya
Girl 2: she called
Her self a sewer but she’s pretty
Girl1: ya
by Sewer rattttt August 9, 2019
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When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.
Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.
by GrundleStiltskin69 November 23, 2019
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by Bateson is my daddy November 28, 2019
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The moistbrevity of the past felt so much potential. Now I feel that their job is to be part of their son's potential. It's humbling... And scary.
by DimRyan December 1, 2019
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