Skinny little missy

She's not like an average hoe She's a golden girl with a savage slut behavior. Don't waste her time or else you'll never own her.

Skinny Little Missy wants to have fun and not waste time.

by The_Originals April 6, 2023

Door county mist

When you take a laxative and get pegged in the ass and see how long you can hold it before you blow

I gave my boyfriend the door county mist and he made a shitty mess

by Mist master June 11, 2023

Mista G

Tha BEst man around

man he iz like Mista G

by Gatherz January 22, 2004

Amish mistake

May be abbreiviated as "Amish". Something incredibly stupid that occurs to spoil an otherwise perfect situation. After an Amish custom of leaving deliberate skips in the pattern of quilts, lest a perfect design make the Almighty jealous.

When we drove to Scotland for the weekend, my forgetting to fill the tank before going about the Highlands was the Amish mistake of the outing.

by Fearman August 7, 2007

Minty tooth brush

Masturbating while brushing your teeth with minty toothpaste and then using the jizz as mouth wash.

Little jimmy is determined to perform a minty tooth brush every morning.

by CJ and SHAYNE July 26, 2007

Mistaken IMendity

To think you've sent an IM to a friend complaining about someone when actually you sent it to the person you were complaining about.

Jane had a bad case of Mistaken IMendity yesterday - to her horror she accidentally sent an IM to her boss complaining about what a crazy freak he was, instead of sending it to her friend Matt. Total career limiting move!

by maybay August 3, 2007

minty-ball

v. minty-balling, minty-balled The sexual act wherein a man powders his ball sack with bread mold and then has intercourse with a woman. After coitus is complete the woman is somehow convinced to smell the ball sack as it "changed" during the act and should now smell minty.

Tucker Max minty-balled that bitch and has yet to write about it.

She said: What is George doing with that bread?

He said: Minty-balling the girl he brought home from the bar.

by Mike Oxelong October 10, 2009