Merp

When you're a merpy and you just want to merp

"How are you feeling today?"
Gleeby - "MERP"

by Kenosaurous Pine Cone April 17, 2025

Mermaid’s Purse

The scrotum of a dog after its testes have been removed via surgical neutering. Merriam Webster and Oxford differ on whether a Mermaid’s Purse that has been refilled with neuticles still qualifies for the definition.

After getting neutered, that previously manly Maltipoo, Sea Bass, is little more than a rabbit, popping around the yard with that Mermaid’s Purse.

by Jeb6720 January 25, 2026

Mermaid

One part sexy the other half lady

Person 1: do you know about mermaids?
Person 2: yes?
Person 1: they're one part sexy the other half- *gets shot 69 times*

by Moonlight butter May 30, 2025

Memphis Grizzlies

The Memphis Grizzlies are a professional basketball team based in Memphis, Tennessee. They compete in the southwest division of the western conference of the NBA. They joined the NBA in 1995 as the Vancouver Grizzlies, and after several agonizingly poor seasons, the team was sold and relocated to Memphis in 2001. The team plays their home games at FedExForum (yes, it's spelled as one word). Currently, the Grizzlies most notable players include Zach Edey, Jaren Jackson Jr. Desmond Bane, Scottie Pippen Jr. and Ja Morant.

I got us tickets to the Memphis Grizzlies game tonight.

by Ziggmanster June 1, 2025

mermay

a collection of mermaid inspired fan fiction that occurs during the month of may

Ussually happening on ao3

hey did you see what (Author) posted for mermay?
yes! I always follow mermaid AUs!

by Mochii Loves pine apple June 2, 2025

Memphis grizzlies

A poverty franchise who has never been any good in their existence. The team has players such as Ja (Fake Hood)morant

Dude your in the hospital, the only thing worse than that is the Memphis grizzlies

by G Yeezy July 21, 2025

Merp

A noise produced when not wanting to commit to answering a question.

A: “can you do something?”

B: “merp”

by Lunia_Skye_(VT) July 30, 2025