Mcdonalds 

A place with very fat kids and very skinny kids, but no in between.

The fat kids are fat because they eat there all the time.

The skinny kids go there to gain weight, but their high metabolisms prevent that, but they still are addicted to the food.

Mcdonalds sure has a lot of skinny kids today. Must be national malnutrition day.

Mcdonalds by porn addiction May 11, 2010

The Norm MacDonald 

When the male wears a funny ten gallon cowboy hat and makes the female wear a fake moustache while doin' her doggystyle.

Perferably in front of a large mirror.

"Remember that fake moustache I bought? I pulled The Norm MacDonald with it yesterday."

The Norm MacDonald by wauCHAWH December 28, 2009

McDonalds 

A corp started up by someone with a good idea and obviously good marketing skills. Serving sub-standard but cheap snack food :)

Normally found 5 minutes from wherever you are

"man im hungry, might get a cheeseburger to tide me through til din dins" :D~

McDonalds by Brenno July 24, 2003

McDonalds 

A restaraunt establishment that feeds over 9% of the entire world EVERY DAY and owns more land, 2nd only to the Catholic church, than anyone else around the world... I guess that's so much for people hating McDonald's (or America for that matter).

Most people pretend to hate McDonald's but apparently not their fries, burgers or sundaes.

McDonalds by Tony S July 8, 2003

mcdonalds 

Shit in a bag. Cooked with complements from the 15 year old dropout chef who cant spell his own name.

mcdonalds staff - "What do you want?"

you - "Ahh, can i get a shit burger, extra spit. Oh yeah, no pickle."

mcdonalds by iliveinmtdruitt August 4, 2010

McDonalds 

The closest thing to a friendly suicide booth in the world today.

Me: let eat at McDonalds!

My Friend: i always wanted to have a heart attack!

Me: Let's go!

McDonalds by fearthemoo December 24, 2010

McDonalds 

where you'll work in the future.

hi, I work at McDonalds.

McDonalds by Walking Catfish October 2, 2016