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Bob Marley Catheter

When you take fat-ass bong rip and go down on your man, pinch the tip of his dick to open the urethra like a balloon and blow the bong rip into it really fast so his balls inflate like a balloon. Then you poke ‘em with a thumbtack and watch his body go round the room like a comical balloon.
Chad Thundercock: Dude, this bitch gave me a Bob Marley Catheter one time.

Kyle: Whoa! What happened?

Chad Thundercock: Put me in the hospital for a week. Worth it.
by Zaschiana April 27, 2023
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Jayden Marly Matthews

The #1 Ice Spice fan. He does the ice spice when ever he wants, and doesn't care where he is.
He listens to drill so much that his ears is finna get drilled by Kay Flock.
He also punches everything in his way, and doesn't like to be called names.
He has anger issues and does the Iec Spice to control them.
he also loves PPcocaine.
Someone: Hi Jayden Marly Matthews
Jayden Marly Matthews: *Does Ice Spice Cutely*
by Ice Spice = Bae May 2, 2023
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mari/marlena

"bro my grandma js passed frm cancer " mari/marlena '"to bad anyways u wnna order pizza for me u n ya gma oh wait shes dead"
by marigzzzz October 13, 2023
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Bob Marley

Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.
Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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Jack Marles Spanish Rizz

his capability to rizz up girls in spanish
damn bro you've eaten more than jack marles spanish rizz
by not noah tolly March 21, 2024
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Dra Marly

A beautiful and seductive Swedish man with a deep understanding of Irish war issues. a Dra Marly is such a beautiful man he often unintentionally scared stunning women away because they believe they have no chance with him or his compatriots.
The Dra Marly was a very nice guy, but his presence often kept the ladies away.
by Dra Marly groupie October 4, 2025
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pulling a marley

having a sexual relationship with an individual not because you want to but purely with the intention of getting back a very small sum of money back that said individual owes you
conversation between two people.

persone a :omg i cant believe jenny sucked billys dick and fucked him for 40 dollars !!!

person b : yea but he owed her 40 dollars she was just fucking him to get it back.

person a : oh so she was just pulling a marley !

person b : what does that even really mean...

person a : it just means shes a non unionized prostitute!
by Condylomata February 10, 2012
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