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Death Magnetic

Metallica's ninth studio album that was ment to be Metallica's revival, proof that metal still exists. Their attempt failed horribly. It did not sound like Metallica and it was not metal at all.

I love Metallica but Death Magnetic was fucking horrid.
You hear Death Magnetic?

Yeah, it's shit.
by Sanchez Horacio February 16, 2009
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Magnets

Definition 1 - "Pieces of metal with polarized attraction and repulsion properties."*

Not found in some online games. Sorry, there aren't any magnets here.

*See example 1

2 - Also used in reply to confusing, strange forum threads, in a sarcastic, ironic or cynical manner.
Example 1 - In an online gaming forum (Condensed version)-

Random noob: are there magnets in this game?
Non noob: What?

Random noob: i dont think i was clear enough.. are there any
magnets in the game, thx

Non noob: Seriously, what do you mean?

Non noob 2: WTF question is this.

Smartass 1: There's a magnet in my pants and it's attracted to you.

Smartass 2: Have my babies.

Non noob 3: well anyways... how was "are there magnets in this game?" any different than "are there any magnets in the game" besides the word any? (that made no sense im sure...)

Smartass 3: Magnet is a hold item for pokemon games.
Since this is not pokemon, NO MAGNET FOR YOU!!!!

Smartass 4: This has to be the weirdest thread ever. The amounts of randomnity it involves is just mind boggling.
I PROPOSE THAT FROM NOW ON, WHEN SOMETHING MAKES NO SENSE, WE DEMAND TO SEE MAGNETS.*
(*Related to definition 2)

Random noob: guys can u plz be serious are there magnets like in the game not out of the game in the game???????

Smartass 4: srsly guy dont undrstnd you nd why r u asking kwestun?

Non noob 4: what do you need magnets for?
Everyone is serious here! Nobody make's any idea of what you're talking about!!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU WANT?? SEE ME CRAZYY?? OKEYY I'M CRAZYYE NOWWW... WHAT THE HELL
ok... calmed down... so... we never heard of these "magnets". Maybe your english is just bad...
so, tell uncle Chico where did you hear about these "magnets" and then we will talk....

Smartass 5: MAAAAA
AAAGGGGGGNNNEEEETTTTTSSSS!!!

Example 2 - Sarcasm and joking -

Forum member 1: Honestly. i dont know what to do anymore, people tell me daggers some people tell me wand. You guys tell me whats the best new weapon to get.

Forum member 2: Get Magnets. They rock.
by Pete The Destroyer March 21, 2007
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Magnetically High

The direct result of smoking a marijuana cigarette that uses a rolled up metro ticket (or other material containing a magnetic strip) as its crutch.
Stoner 1: Hey man, last night was crazy... I don't remember anything other than laughing and when we met that guy dressed as a clown in the subway.
Stoner 2: Yeah shit went down... it always does when you get magnetically high....
by Parisian Green May 8, 2012
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Strange Magnetism

The attraction of someone else to you even though you have done nothing to warrant such feelings or hinted that you have interest in the other person, when you clearly don't.
"Dude, she keeps texting me and chatting me on facebook. WTF! I don't even like her. Why is it always the random chicks?"

"It's the strange magnetism."
by AfroManUSA December 15, 2011
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Manette

A fancier version of the word woman.
A: I lost my keys
B: Damn man
A: I’m a woman
B: Sorry manette
by ImSoAcademic November 4, 2021
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furry magenta

Dat thing which does sit between da bitches
legs yo
...And then my hand got stuck in her
furry magenta.
by Eagle von Ceasel June 10, 2008
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Magnottic

The term used to describe someone who is fond of Luka Magnotta.
Female to her friend: You are so obsessed with Luka. You've seen all his videos, read all his blogs, have pictures and quotes of him everywhere, and you know a lot about him. You're a Magnottic for sure!
by TrueBlue111 June 19, 2015
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