Munch

A guy who eats ass. It can also be a word for a guy who is lame asf and gets no bitches

Friend: “Look at this guy who just texted me.”
Girl: “Ewww he’s a munch”

by kendall b. August 28, 2022

giraffe munching

Similar to a Rottweiler rug-muncher, the raffe’ muncher gets it’s pleasure from going down on the Penile shaft with a part-time position in engorging oneself in “chocolate-chip cookie dough.” ~this is a male on male exclusive~

“Thanks uncle falcone, but remember, you don’t want anyone calling you a giraffe muncher!”

“Oh my gosh, are you seriously giraffe munching me P Diddy?!”

by Papa al Gaib May 4, 2024

Micro Munching

The definition of "Micro Munching" is when a person or persons goes through their or someone else's kitchen and eats very small portions of several different food items.

His friend was mad because he was Micro Munching his way through everything in the kitchen.

by ImEther May 2, 2024

Munch

Someone who only eats 🐱

I honestly don’t know what that bich meant
“You thought I was feeling you? That n**** a munch”

by Phiesdon February 6, 2023

Micro Munching

The definition of "Micro Munching" is when a person or persons goes through their or someone else's kitchen and eats very small portions of several different food items.

His friend was mad because he was Micro Munching his way through everything in the kitchen.

by ImEther May 2, 2024

munch

a name used to describe one who enjoys eating pussy, or a name used to describe one whose only use is eating pussy

1. ngl for gingers imma munch; 2. im jus using him he a munch fr

by you thought i was feelin you? February 24, 2023

chicken munching iron suck

While I'm KFC, you start to eat the door handle, and erotically moan very loudly, this then causes an up roar, and you start to take the door handle up the bum until it either hurts or you get pulled off. Now, you order your food and walk away like nothing happned.

I saw a Chicken Munching Iron Suck yesterday.

by OzzyOddBalls November 21, 2016