Lesterfuck

Much like a clusterfuck, only worse & criminal in nature.

Hey Mary, do you remember the time little Johnny was 6 months old and the DEA broke down the door, raided the house, arrested your husband Mo and strip searched you?

That’s what ya call a - Lesterfuck

by Dragon Mary June 23, 2023

lesteritus

This disease is commonly found one little junkies named: 'Lester'. Side affect of this disease is that they get the urge to play a game called: 'Fortnite' for multiple hours a day. If they come outside (wich is very rare) there consittered a 'Kanker homo' or 'domkopje'.

LESTER HAS LESTERITUS

by LESTER AVILDNRTV December 14, 2023

leftered

left; leaving something only it is in the past tense

i leftered you a message

by enzyte bob August 29, 2005

leftered

to leave somebody something, or in other words it means left

i leftered you a cookie on the table

by enzyte bob September 6, 2005

lexter dexter

Someone who bullshits or lies about everything he or she says. They will also ditch you and make up an excuse why they weren't there.

Joey: (on the phone): Hey Billy what time are you going to meet me at the bars?

Billy: I should be there after I get back from the game.

:::hangs up:::

Joey (to Penny): He better not be lexter dextering again!

by Yazthee12 November 15, 2007

lesmerizing

Attractive and obviously lesbian

Ashley was taken by Becca's lesmerizing good looks.

by Hoki Poqi March 8, 2009

letter box face

when a person has a very square, broad face and a very wide mouth they are said to have a letter box face. This is because their square shaped head looks like a door, and their mouth would be the letter box. If a man has a large beard,aswell as a letter box face, they would also have a welcome mat.

"his mouth is so wide and his face is so square that he looks a bit like a letter box." said jill.
"yeah he has a letter box face." said mollie
"and he also has a long beard" said jill
" thats his welcome mat" said mollie

by kirk lizard 3 December 30, 2008