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The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

Something that people who failed typing would type. See retard.

The real phrase is, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog", and it's a typing excercise that uses all 26 letters....go ahead....count them off.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, sir!

-From Stripes
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Christmas lazy 

Extreme lack of desire to do anything productive; commonly experienced in the afternoon on Christmas day.
Joe refused to pickup the box of tacks he spilled with the excuse that he was Christmas lazy.
Christmas lazy by That Car March 29, 2009
The state of being too lazy to click a link and read its associated content. The most common cause of link laziness is for one to be overwhelmed by the amount of information available on an online forum or news site. Someone who is link lazy would prefer to hover their arrow over a link title to view a brief snapshot of the content, in order to decide if the text or story is worth reading, rather than to click the link and read the whole post or article on its own page.
While skimming the news on Google, I ran across a link titled, "Mel Gibson Tells Jay Leno About His Eighth Child: 'I Guess I'm ...", and I just wasn't interested enough to read the rest of what he said. I'm so link lazy.

Rabbit Ears Being Lazy 

A phrase of exasperation. When you've tried to talk sense into someone, but it hasn't worked. When advice you've given is taken in completely the wrong way. Conversely, it is now also used as someone not caring about heeding another's advice or anything that makes sense. Started as an auto-correct fail.
I told Katie that John cheated on her, but she refused to believe it and is now mad at me. Rabbit ears being lazy, you know?

We told Jack to follow his heart. We didn't think it would lead to a spontaneous trip to Thailand, and a week in a Bangkok jail. Oh well. Rabbit ears being lazy.

Then Maury goes, "You are not the father." And I was like, "Rabbit ears being lazy now, bitch."
Rabbit Ears Being Lazy by TreeBaby September 22, 2013

My Lazy Sundays 

A really disgusting video of three old men in the shower masturbating for each other and showering and cleaning each other.
Guy 1- Have you ever heard of My Lazy Sundays?

Guy 2- No why?

Guy3- Just wondering

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

The correct sentence is 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'.
'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' is wrong, there is no 's'.