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Lay a hen

To have sex with
Did you lay a hen last night? I saw you walking home at 7:00 am
by 2gangster4u March 6, 2023
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lay down tar

I got to make a living so I lay down tar!
by Onte Da LoverBoy February 4, 2024
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Lay

• she fucked over her best friend of 4 years
• she called her best friend a fat pig and oink oink and moo and cow and thought it was funny to get a bunch of her friends against her best friend and threatened her
• she spreads rumors and she a hoe
• she smells like swamp ass times 10
Patty: Did you talk to that new girl?
Sammie: Oh Lay?
Patty: Yes her she’s a smelly bitch
Sammie: Don’t even get me started on her.
by urfavslut April 15, 2023
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Lay Loud Go

Equivalent to "Lei Lao Gou(雷老狗)", used as an insult to Shaowu Lei(雷绍武), a notorious expert in physics, calculus and biology. He is a fanatical opposer of classical physics and denies the accuracy of Newton's Laws of Motion, believing the validity of only his own innovative theories. His theories are often naive or based solely upon personal experience, or even self-contradictory. As a result, he is constantly teased on forums such as Baidu tieba where his stubbornness as well as foolishness is rendered as a nice source of pleasure. Examples:
-When doing calculus always remember to cancel d: dv/dt=v/t
-Zero times any number x is still equal to x
-When going to pee at midnight, you stay inert. It is the bed you sleep in that moves towards the toilet.

-Using L=mkv and certain equations in celestial mechanics, one may come to the absurd conclusion that 1 year is equivalent to 5027904 days. He responds by stating this is "only a small mistake" and "the difference may be omitted"

Recently though, he is getting significantly short-tempered and dumps much more insulting language on forums than before. He is often referred to as "Lei Lao Gou", a sign of disrespect.
"Lay loud go, lay loud go,
Yell the gull toe bool song cold.
Chain chill eve will bar error allele,
Sheet die wool chip lay loud hole!" -LayLoudGo☘
by VZHHHHHH April 19, 2023
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Lay down

A sale that requires no effort from the sales person
We call him LDB, or lay down Bryan because of his luck at the door with customers ready to buy
by Jray313 November 22, 2023
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OTB Lay dung

The poetic and graceful art of taking a shit...
Jack syrup is on the bog Lay dung...said bekah the bonnet dung bitty. OTB Lay dung
by Swooshbeast December 17, 2023
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Lay

Lay is a word for extremely skilled fortnite players. It comes from an inside joke of the Fortnite E Sports scene where bad players "get laid", so good players are the ones who "lay".
You're so good, one day you'll be a Lay!
by CheesyKirah December 1, 2022
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