LAY

A HOT magic unicorn also known as Zhang Yixing form EXOplanet who is always confused, can heal everyone and probably smoking weed.
Person 1: did you see that video of Lay?
Person 2: yes omg he was so hot!
Person 3: Girl calm down! We all know Kai is hotter!
by ByunBaekBunny March 17, 2017
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layed up with the shits

When yo bitch ass got the mud butts and can't stand straight. You call out of work cause a niggas anus can't stop winkin and on fire that's when you layed up with the shits.
by Big mutha Effin C June 10, 2017
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Lay them the whale shit

To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.
It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.
by Carbonnegative March 17, 2024
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Lays

Lays is a Potato Chip Company, however don’t buy from them as they under fill their bags, sure the bag needs air and other stuff to stay fresh but they put more than 50% Air in their god damn bags.
by Oklomsy March 20, 2019
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The great lay

the act of taking an extended nap in bed
Ahhhhh—-I t’s finally time to take the great lay!
by Psuedoplankton February 8, 2020
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a lover, a person use only for sex or pleasure he/she ain't your man or woman
but a person you can chill with have fun and fuck after and move on smartly

and still be friends
girl: hey girl whats up? i'm just kicking it with my tunqkulayle (tunq*ku*lay*le)
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Lay Loud Go

Equivalent to "Lei Lao Gou(雷老狗)", used as an insult to Shaowu Lei(雷绍武), a notorious expert in physics, calculus and biology. He is a fanatical opposer of classical physics and denies the accuracy of Newton's Laws of Motion, believing the validity of only his own innovative theories. His theories are often naive or based solely upon personal experience, or even self-contradictory. As a result, he is constantly teased on forums such as Baidu tieba where his stubbornness as well as foolishness is rendered as a nice source of pleasure. Examples:
-When doing calculus always remember to cancel d: dv/dt=v/t
-Zero times any number x is still equal to x
-When going to pee at midnight, you stay inert. It is the bed you sleep in that moves towards the toilet.

-Using L=mkv and certain equations in celestial mechanics, one may come to the absurd conclusion that 1 year is equivalent to 5027904 days. He responds by stating this is "only a small mistake" and "the difference may be omitted"

Recently though, he is getting significantly short-tempered and dumps much more insulting language on forums than before. He is often referred to as "Lei Lao Gou", a sign of disrespect.
"Lay loud go, lay loud go,
Yell the gull toe bool song cold.
Chain chill eve will bar error allele,
Sheet die wool chip lay loud hole!" -LayLoudGo☘
by VZHHHHHH April 19, 2023
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