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To be completely dominated by another person, regardless of the context or situation; similar to being "owned," but implying an even greater degree of humilation.
Fat Frank lorded you in that pie-eating contest bro!
You pansies just got lorded in that two-on-two tournament!
You pansies just got lorded in that two-on-two tournament!
by Sinc-Dog December 8, 2006
Get the Lorded mug.In the 18th century, Lord Fartsworth, was a lucrative apple salesman, selling apples to traveling circus' and carnies mainly for the purpose of apple bobbing. Having lots of cash he deviated into science and invented aviation, before the wright brothers. Due to coal not being invented yet, crafty Fartsworth used fermented apple juice to power flying machine that could travel 8000 small peasants in a single flight, but due to the apple fuel (chemical name AnuS-2-0), not being as volatile as desired, caused the engines to miss fire and make a strange sound as the excess gas escaped, this sound was rather prominent on Fartsworth 'Flying Fart Flapper' that flew to Alaska on auto pilot in 1732. Later on the sound was compared to the noise as gas escapes an anus, and got dubbed 'farting' in honor of lord Fartsworth.
Who would have thunk it?
Who would have thunk it?
(scene 18th century manor house in middle England, mid afternoon, some posh toff is having crumpets and tea)
Lady Jelly-Anus : Butler, is that the 17:05 from Oglethorpe i hear arriving? Lord Fartsworth is a fine aviator
Butler : No ma'am, i had a wicked fresh curry for breakfast, my arsehole feels like ive shit brown fire and now im farting as much as i can to cool it off.
Lady Jelly-Anus : My word, that must be frightfully fierce.
Butler : Look out here comes round 2.
- fin -
Lady Jelly-Anus : Butler, is that the 17:05 from Oglethorpe i hear arriving? Lord Fartsworth is a fine aviator
Butler : No ma'am, i had a wicked fresh curry for breakfast, my arsehole feels like ive shit brown fire and now im farting as much as i can to cool it off.
Lady Jelly-Anus : My word, that must be frightfully fierce.
Butler : Look out here comes round 2.
- fin -
by garf August 24, 2011
Get the lord Fartsworth mug.Instead of saying "oh, LORD!" -- "oh, Jesus!" --"oh, God!"--"Really, u think that!?"
Not used as : "JESUS CHRIST!" or "OH MY GOD!" this is usually when you're in shock. This term is more like someone is saying something really annoying or not too bright.
This also helps so you do not use his name in vain.
*rolling eyes usually goes along with the saying*
Not used as : "JESUS CHRIST!" or "OH MY GOD!" this is usually when you're in shock. This term is more like someone is saying something really annoying or not too bright.
This also helps so you do not use his name in vain.
*rolling eyes usually goes along with the saying*
Julio: "I think Twilight the movie is sooooo cool!"
Christina: *rolls eyes* "Oh, Lord of the dance!" and most of the time "really!???" follows.
Christina: *rolls eyes* "Oh, Lord of the dance!" and most of the time "really!???" follows.
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Get the butt lord mug.Southern slang, shortned form of phrase "lord all mighty". used instead of saying "oh my gosh" or "oh jesus"
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