Red Lobster

Legal Seafood for Black People

White guy: I went to legal seafood the other day. It was quite tasty.
Black guy: Maaaayng, I went to reyt lobsta (Red Lobster) d'udduh day. Iz gewd! Fo SHO! my baby mamma, she love dem skrimp! And iz a classy joint meng!

by tewkewl March 3, 2011

lobe fucking

the process in which an individual (male or female) with large enough spacers removes them from their ear lobes and lets a male companion insert his fully erected penis into and through the clear lobe hole

ps. lobs.

"Hey michelle remember back when you used to have spacers and we were lobe fucking so hard?"

by lobefuckerxoxo_69 November 28, 2007

Lober

kinda like love, but better. Only two people in the world know how it feels.

the lober of SMH is CCC. But she lobes him moar.

by sammmmmiiii August 18, 2012

La Loba

La Loba is thee leader of her pack, she's the toughest and fiercest ever to walk the earth. Legend has it that La Loba is from Lowell, Ma and she has been able to remain undefeated. La Loba is in Spanish also known as Loca Diablo Loba! She is a world traveler but can be found in Lowell, Ma. she has long black hair and long nails with green hazel like eye's that burn not with desire but with fiery passion to win and dominate and she does. She loves to protect both women and child against any odds la Loba will take on and challenge her aggressors.

Yo you seen La Loba now that is one crazy a*s b*tch, you see her you tell her to back off cuz I didn't know that was her sisters stuff you hear me?

by La Loba October 9, 2013

dead lobster

catchy phrase and name for the Red Lobster restaurant

Hey, how about meeting at the Dead Lobster for dinner!

by Jason November 18, 2003

lobing

when said mouth sucks and licks elongated ear lobe in a sexual manner. Opposite or same sex.

I really want you to lobe me right now.

Me and my boys were at a club and this chick started lobing me.

Brando does not like to be lobed. Cause it tickles.

by bscottiep12 December 31, 2010

Lobster

A prank to play on an unsuspecting female friend. You approach her silently from behind, and with both hands reach around and tweak her nipples, and yell "Lobster!" She will probably freak out and scream -- this is the desired effect.

I gave her the lobster as payback for the scorpion she gave me earlier.

by bbf August 1, 2007