Last of us

Awwww. Well that is just heartwarming and tragic. Love it.

Hym "Ha! Gay! Hahahahahahaha!"

Iam "Hehehehehehehehe. Yeah, that's funny. The last of us is good. I like this show."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

The last chicken on the shelf

An act where a male pulls his penis so high his scrotum looks like a scrawny chicken usually performed as a party trick

Never perform the last chicken on the shelf at weddings, funerals or childrens parties...

by Gilly1982 October 6, 2010

The Last Unicorn

When a male can't satisfy a female sexually, the female then punches the male in the forehead out of frustration, knocking him out. She then, rides the bump on his forehead until completion.

Tom couldn't get Stacy off the other night. So she knocked his ass out and rode The Last Unicorn.

by Luxferus September 20, 2014

Get that last one on

When it’s October 31st and you gotta get that last one in while you can

Billy”Hey Bob you gonna get that last one on?” Bob”Hell yeah man!”

by ImmoblieSleet October 31, 2019

got you last no returns

A stupid thing boys say in early elementary school that has no real purpose. Kid A will tag kid B, and then as kid A is running away as fast as possible, he will yell "got you last no returns!" which means that kid B is tagged, and can't tag kid A back. Kid B will say to himself "darn!" but that is about the extent of its impact on his life.
Sometimes kid B will try to tag kid A back, before kid A can say "got you last no returns," but kid A is prepared for this, and will jump backwards so as to be out of kid B's reach.
Again, none of this has any real purpose, because it is not in the context of a game of tag; it is just random.

As we were passing the other second grade class, two boys from the other line ran through our entire line tagging everyone saying "got you last no returns" to each of us, as fast as they could.

Four years later, the same two boys still had not gotten over the fascination of got you last no returns, and as one of them was passing by me, he tagged me... but, not thinking, he accidently tagged my chest. I think this surprised both of us, because he ran away even faster than usual.

by bandcampgirl183 October 10, 2005

nice guys finish last

an awesome green day song that is true punk in nature; the premise of the song (probably the most truthful thing I ever heard) is that just because your a nice guy and treat the women great, doesnt (usually) means you wont get anything in return (since women only care about money/looks/power)

Oh, nice guys finish last,
When you are the outcast,
Don't pat youself on the back,
You might break your spine

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

lastmeasure

A virus site made by the GNAA. It shows shock images to people visiting the page, when viewed, it has the audio amped all the way up with the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!", disables task manager, and is hard/difficult to close.

One of the YTMND admins Max shut down the forums due to Sub-Zer0 making an XYTMND, an example of the link is wop.xytmnd.com.

Remember, don't visit the sites such as .on.nimp.org, .zoy.org, youtubecracker.on.nimp.org, freeipods.zoy.org, halflife2.zoy.org, doom3.zoy.org, and anything with .zoy.org or on.nimp.org.

Person 1: Hey, want to see how I became a YouTube god?
Person 2: Sure thing!
*Person 1 drops a lastmeasure URL*
Person 2: It better not be po- EW.
Person 1: Knew I could do it.
Person 2: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET ME THIS VIRUS?!?

by Occstahs October 4, 2012