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To Black Knight

When you lose, nay, you get your ass handed to you in an online quarrel, and you refuse to let your better have the last word.
Jordan kicked Roland ass in a comment thread duel, but Roland Black Knighted Jordan because he couldn’t stop typing out his shitty points.

Roland Black Knighted Jordan.

Jordan says, “The Black Knight won” by concession to Roland’s comment cardio.
Roland lost the online disagreement, but kept going on to Black Knight Jordan.

Roland won by Black Knight
by IdahoJockDoc November 24, 2019
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Tricka-Knight

A Tricka-Knight is a straight man who does gay porn as a top and says he's not gay becuase he's only doing it for money.
Oh my gosh your thinking of being a Tricka-Knight just to get money for Christmas?
by Thotking(2) December 21, 2016
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Knight Bonding

A sleepover created just so a group of male friends can jerk off with each other while thinking about the sleepover host's sister. It is common for the host of a Knight Bond to provide family pictures of the sister for the masturbation session.
Guy: Thanks man, that Knight Bonding last night was amazing! Your sister is so fucking hot.

Host: No problem, thanks for bringing the lube!
by VinesAndTrees October 10, 2017
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Purple Knight

A Purple Knight is a handsome man who is narcissistic, charming, a sweet talker, and takes credit for other people's work. He makes promises but doesn't keep them. In essence, he's a good-for-nothing guy. When it comes to the work, he can't do the job himself, so he takes credit for it as if he worked with the team to complete it. When it comes to dating, he's the type of guy who says sweet nothing to women.
Jack didn't contribute much to the project, but he took all the credit from us at the end! He still remains at large purple knighting among his co-workers.
by Mister Arbiter April 28, 2024
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knight in shining pizza

An obese man with too much courage, and time on his hands (attempts to use his courage to get a relationship partner)
I don't need a knight in shining pizza they're just perverts
by Daddy's bottom boy August 12, 2021
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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, or at least most people working on it, that no one, not even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. Let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's (people with Phd's in their respective fields) at CERN, he may be able to help. My dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.
by Sexydimma May 13, 2012
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