Kiss My Arse

English Idiom

The meaning of this term is derived from Witchery.

During a Witches' Sabbath (or Black Mass), the head Witch leads a ceremony where, upon tying a mask of the face of Satan to his bare buttocks, he invites all other witches to prove their loyalty by kissing it.

The modern English term, therefore, is used to suggest that a particularly irritating person can be likened to an evil witch.

Person A: Why don't you do the washing up before you go to work instead of leaving it all day in the sink where it looks messy and starts to stink!!!

Person B: Why don't you KISS MY ARSE!

Kiss My Arse by Tony du sxw2 October 24, 2025

Kiss the clouds

Doing whippits

Damn dude i was supposed to go to work but i kiss the clouds all night and forgot

Kiss the clouds by Agorism February 8, 2026

Kiss on you

when you get with someone so chopped, that it has to be brought to attention

Jimmy : (is kissing a chopped chick.)
Anonymous: "Kiss on you Jimmy!"

Kiss on you by futuluhtoogan king February 19, 2026

Kiss the brick before throwing it

A phrase commonly used in Fandom spaces, such as TikTok comment sections, to describe jokingly show how emotionally impacted they are by an angsty piece of fan-media. To 'kiss the brick', a creator is softening the blow of the Angst, usually with romantic Fluff. Used similarly to the phrase "You were supposed to hold my hand!"

"OP, Did you kiss the brick before throwing it!?"

Kiss the brick before throwing it by Sol___ May 5, 2026

Bingley Kiss 

A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror

I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss

Bingley Kiss by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

platonic kiss 

A kiss between two people who are not in a romantic relationship and do not have romantic feelings for each other. Used mostly for kisses between friends, but it can also be used for family kisses.

A: "Did you kiss Mary yesterday?"
B: "Yeah, but there's nothing going on there. It was just a platonic kiss."

platonic kiss by Neg46 August 2, 2016

Poseidon's Kiss 

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.

Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.

Poseidon's Kiss by billypilgrim3000 October 17, 2012