We Don’t Know: The Game

We Don’t Know: The Game is a upgraded form of Calvinball.

Goal:
You HAVE to lose, no matter what or why.

Rules:
1 player must go over to a checkerboard and move the rook without his/her hands. The other must move a rock to a circle on the ground. If the rock reaches the circle and cracks before player 1 finishes, he loses 3 points. Player 2 climbs a tree and says a letter and a number. If the rook is on that spot. Player 1 runs into the tree while yelling “KING ME!” If he knocks the bubble rod down, he wins. (And remember: he must lose the game.) But if it is Tuesday, he loses.

Complicated, right?

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by Plasmus October 11, 2018

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You know who's beautiful

well don't bother reading the first word again

it's Shrek you peasant

You know who's beautiful not the first word in the sentence

by Oliver stop going on this site December 15, 2020

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Love knows not what time it is

Love is a thing that decides for itself when it will happen. It can arrive when it wants and you will not decide this.

You will not decide when love strikes, for love know not what time it is. Love is a fickle beast and it will not be tamed. Love knows not what time it is is defined as being unknown and timed as it is never arriving as we except

by Clarkmjohn August 10, 2023

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