Juan

Man who cuddles then leaves at 7 Am 👎🏻 Looks like a booger overall good guy likes to laugh at homeless people and throw rocks at their heads.

Juan: hey let’s go throw a rock at that homeless person
Person 1: no way man not cool

by Andbandj April 20, 2022

DOM Juan

DOM means "Dirty Old Man". DOM Juan is a dirty old man who is trying to romance a girl young enough to be his daughter or granddaughter.

Jessica: "Mel is constantly slobbering over all the pretty young girls."

Tricia: "Well, isn't he such the DOM Juan!"

by vivicafox June 7, 2009

juan ruiz

a beast in 2k. a beast in bed.

juan ruiz will probably be drafted in the NBA.

by 2kbeasttttttttt July 22, 2017

Juan

is the best boyfriend you will ever ask for will always tell you that he misses you and LOVES YOU everdayyyyy has a great sense of dirty humour is kind knows how you feel even if u didnt tell him sexy abs and veiny arms.

Juan is so nice

ik right

by valbahe8 November 21, 2023

juan parra

The most handsomest fuck boy you will meet.
He will get your girl with a wink.

you know juan he's back at it again
juan parra is really hot and such a fuckboy

by BIg chewy March 13, 2017

juan vela

a person who is super nice only to annoy you and play a con perhaps.

Typically a Spaniard or someone who comes from Spain.
Juan Vela's or Juan Vela'd is the act of being conned and annoyed by someone of hispanic origin.
The Spaniards are well known for being bullshit artists but they are also annoying at it.

The people of South America had been Juan Vela'd out of their Gold under the pretense that it was going to a God.

A business partner is a Juan Vela and conned all of his friends into giving him money, and then was annoying about it.

by StartUper June 16, 2018

Juan Carlo De La Serna

A wonderful looking boy. There's only one Juan Carlo D.L.S., and he is so alluring and smeggsy. His voice is very soft when he wants it to be, and the way he looks up should be illegal from how it'll affect your body. Please take caution when you encounter him; he will most definitely break your heart.

Juan Carlo De La Serna keeps making jokes about wanting to get pegged. I don't think he's joking anymore.

by Shawl Diagram November 22, 2021