A Rhys Joke

a joke that is unfunny or unamusing.
he likes men and has a big forehead

man 1: vanna look at your forehead haha
everyone else: *doesn't laugh*
vanna: that was a rhys joke

by Mandem_Nonce69 October 18, 2020

Joker face

When a male gets a red ring around his mouth, resembling that of the smeared lipstick of Batman's Joker, from eating out a girl while she's menstruating rese

Dude 1: Are you going to a Halloween party, dude? That's a sweet Joker face you have going...
Dude 2: No man, my girlfriends on her rag....

by Magenta Tiger April 1, 2009

Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke

..too bad you cared so much that you had to shave and taper for fciacs. and if dual meets mean nothing, why so teary? and by the way, we werent in your class AND we still beat your relays at opens. ramburgersssss

where do you come up with this stuff ramburgers???

by Lady Warriors<3 April 26, 2005

joke on

a male with a laughably small penis even when erect

Girl we was good to go but that nigga had a joke on!

Did you check joel in his boxers this morning? Ha what a joke on!

by dstacks August 19, 2009

candy joke

adj.

1. A female who flaunts her stuff or her "candy" like she is the shit but by the end of the night she IS a "joke."
2. A female who usually presents with fake breasts, large hair, designer shit, and usually wears inappropriate high heals.
3. A female who is way overrated.

-"That broad is such a candy joke. Her body is a 10 but her bedroom skills are a 0."
-"I wouldn't waste a rubber on that candy joke."

by Hoaxy May 23, 2007

Joker Juice

Also know as Joker Jooce or even Joker Jooece, this concoction is rumored to have been seen in the realms of Magic Mountain. Only a fable, yet able to draw hundreds into its cult status.

Me: "What you sell?"
Attendant: "Freshers Frozen Lemonade"
Me: "Got anything harder?"
Attendant: "There ain't nuthin harder."
Me: "Joker Jooece?"
Attendant: "There ain't no such thing! Now get the Hell outta here!"

by UberMeng July 31, 2003

amos joke

An amos joke that is not funny what so ever. A host is needed with a few people to ignore the joke. No one is harmed, an example of commensalism.

John: Guys who the hell would wanna be a truck driver? All they do is drive eat and jackoff.

Hyun: What the fuck that was an amos joke.

by Hyun Pan Kaj January 14, 2009