A Joey is a person who is never perfect but tries their best at everything. A Joey is hurt easily and also easily gets over being hurt. He has extreme highs and lows. He likes alt-rock and punk-rock, believing that any other rock bands are not true rock. He believes this because alt-rock and punk-rock have emotion. Usually after about 13 years of life, a Joey will start being more optimistic about his life and find a new array of different hobbies. Joey wants to be an author, screenwriter, and rock star when he grows up. If none of those jobs work out, he'll move in with his parents. He wants to go to community college to possibly get a bachelor's degree. He tries his best to be kind, although he isn't all the time. A Joey will feel like an outsider for the first 1/8 of his life, but he will soon learn that there is more to life than moping around and being sad. He will make the decision to break free from the chains of life and become himself.
by J.T. Summit September 15, 2022
Get the Joeymug. Male (allegedly); metrosexual with homosexual leanings. In a secret relationship with Michael Cole since 3/10.
by Jay "The Brain" Mann August 12, 2012
Get the Joey Imagemug. Being fat and believing that your friend is dead even though they are just sleeping. This person also uses all of their money to try to make their friends happy even though being near this person makes them uncomfortable and angry at times.
by DaKittensPvP November 10, 2017
Get the Joey Whitemug. A guy who's around 5'4 and little muscle balls of a man, they are always trying to stir something up but deep down we all know they are upset and struggling with little man syndrome.
by Dan&LeesExcellentAdventures April 24, 2023
Get the Lil Joey Burleymug. Someone with no game or social status.
Someone who has an hideous face with no personality to make up for it.
Someone who can’t talk to the opposite gender
Someone who has an hideous face with no personality to make up for it.
Someone who can’t talk to the opposite gender
by Not soma March 20, 2024
Get the Joeymug. pretty chill and cool dood. He's a great boyfriend and and all around good guy and is AMAZING at any sport. :)
by ChvseΨ April 26, 2021
Get the Joeymug. Kind joey is a sexual act involving a hot chick going down on a guy with a small penis because she feels bad for him.
by Jellyfish998 October 5, 2017
Get the kind joeymug.