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Jim from creative writing

Jim from creative writing is that one person in your life that you talk to and does not know when you are clearly not interested in what they are talking about but keeps talking anyway. No matter how many clues you try to give
Friend #1: "Hey how did your date go last night?"
Friend #2 "Terrible, it was like I was on a date with Jim from creative writing"
by Jakermc14 April 19, 2017
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Jim N Ecricket

A guy that misspells words all the time and argues about it when he's corrected. He uses internet definitions tried to establish precedents based on the blogs of 14 yr old special education students.
Did you read that guy's comments? He spelled psyche completely wrong and when was corrected, he argued about it. He's such a Jim N Ecricket.
by Dictionary Bill May 9, 2017
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Steely Jim

An almost painfully rigid vibrator
She was nervous to use Steely Jim
by Doctor DipAss November 5, 2017
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Jim Spratt's Disease

Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.
Farrah Fawcett died from complications of Jim Spratt's Disease.
by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017
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Jim Howard

An asshole who's never had a girlfriend, and thus chooses to be that annoying friend who hates anyone else in a relationship.
Girl 1: Did you hear about the guy who pulled a Jim Howard?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so unhappy by himself that he decided to ruin his friend's relationship! What an asshole.
Girl 1: It's totally unforgivable when someone pulls a Jim Howard. How dare they do that to their friend?
by That Friend November 19, 2017
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Jim

A nice person who you can talk to about what you want. Jim makes you feel at easy and makes you smile he is one of the kindest persons you'll ever meet. If you meet a Jim, you treasure him. If you see a Jim having a problem you give him a hug. He is a lovely person who deserves love and affection. He is also a loyal and trustworthy friend to hold dear.
Jim is a good noodle.
by ProfessorDrShellky November 23, 2017
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Jim Diddy

Biggest f***king legend ever. Usually has a huge cock and is a beast at literally anything he does. If you meet a Jim Diddy you're probably gonna end up with a sore butt the next day.
Dude, you know that Jim Diddy guy? He's a fricking legend
by jvanduseniferin6669 May 7, 2018
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