Jimmed

Jim is the code word for weed and smoking.

Jimmed: “Yo bro, wanna go see Jim later... Yes, of course I do...what time?.... idk. I’ll let you know when we go see jimmy

by tenjen69 October 11, 2019

Jim Kelly

Hall of Fame Quartback for the Buffalo Bills in the 80’s and 90’s. Known as a QB with a Linebacker’s mentality in the national media, he led his team to 4 straight Super Bowl appearances during the 1990 - 1993 seasons - all losses. These tough games did not diminish the opinion of his adopted hometown fans, and attends many big games on the sidelines at the re-named New Era field, always to large ovations upon appearance.

Considered everywhere to be the complete opposite of Tom Brady in that he is honest, kind, charitable, and has integrity. Especially given that he wasn’t a

“That guy is a total Jim Kelly, while buddy over there is a total Tom Brady type douche”

by Soulskier January 4, 2018

Jim Gaffigan

A hilarious comedy that you listen to before your Sirius XM subscription expires.

"Did you hear jim gaffigan?"
"Yes i did"
"Cool"

"Hot pockets"

by child murderer #67 January 6, 2020

Jim

Welsh slang for "spliff"

Daf: "Hey Alan, up for a Jim??"
Alan: "Oooh I dunno about tonight, maybe we can have a gym sesh another day?"
Daf: "Ahh fairs that's OK"
Alan: "I wouldn't mind coming over for a spliff tho!"
Daf: "Ffs Alan, Jim means spliff"

"Babes you up for rolling us a phat Jim?"

by mistarjems February 3, 2020

jim-jam boobaloo

Coincidentally getting a half-erection at an inconvenient or comedic moment.

Alternatively, a Boner Angel.

"Aw, what a Boobaloo, popping a jim-jam in the habeous corposé lesson!"

Alternatively:"Gosh darn, Oprah Winfrey is such a jim-jam boobaloo!"

by Sasquatch Handler Mike April 21, 2020

Jim Wonga

The smartest man in the universe

I dare u to say "Jim Wonga" a thousand times and you'll summon the world's smartest man

by Fortnite1500 November 21, 2020

Jim

A man who will vacuum and do all the laundry while surrounding you with dogs.

A man who takes you fishing and camping.
A man who believes in inertia.

My best friend.

He’s just spending his Saturday Jimming around the house.

Will you just look at that smile on her face, she must belong to a Jim.

by Jim’sGirl328 February 15, 2020