Jake 

jakes are swag. all cute and humour. u won’t catch Marty Mcfly with a Jake around. make sure to get a bf or friend called jake because u won’t regret it ;)

*and don’t be fooled by the bad rep j names have, they’re the sweetest, truly

that typa swag can only come from a jake

Jake by yoyothegreat August 22, 2021

Jake 

The kid who won’t stop playing Rocket League

Damn, Jake won’t stop playing Rocket League!!

Jake by Sterling Hawksmoor August 24, 2021

jake 

jake velazquez with the biggest cock ever and fucks everyone he sees, if u see him ur mom he said hey, and he will valumptiously fuck ur mom.

damn jake fucked me real hard

jake by jake with cake September 6, 2021

Jake 

Handsome Aussie from Enhypen.

Jake is my bias <3

Jake by Jakemyfavoriteaussie September 11, 2021

jake 

anyone whos name is jake is definetley a diobolical dipshit , they will most definetly have some form of anger issues and will constanlty repeat the phrase 'i hope you die of cancer u mouldy nob' , their cock is as big as a ant , if u want to find someone called jake be sure to go to your local field and they will most likely be shagging a sheep while shitting in a cows mouth at the same time, oh and i forgot to mention the gay ass perm they have becos they think it will attract all of the clapped females in their class....if only they had a dad to tell them this does not attract females, they are also fat asf as they eat all the sheep after they shag them

anyone whos name is jake is definetley a diobolical dipshit , they will most definetly have some form of anger issues and we constanlty repeat the phrase 'i hope you die of cancer u mouldy nob' , their cock is as big as a ant , if u want to find someone called jake be sure to go to your local field and they will most likely be shagging a sheep while shitting in a cows mouth at the same time, oh and i forgot to mention the gay ass perm they have becos they think it will attract all of the clapped females in their class....if only they had a dad to tell them this does not attract females, oh and they are also fat asf as they eat all the sheep after they shag them...... my rant is over

jake by alfie_init September 19, 2021

Jake 

Gay.

He is such a jake

Jake by JakeIsaWanker September 22, 2021

Jake 

A total chad that listens to heavy metal and has great hair.

“That guy has great hair”
“Yeah, he’s a total Jake”

Jake by Usbsgdbdbd September 23, 2021