Jade

Jade, a hot sexy female with a big ass. Beautiful black hair. She'll do any woman with pleasure in bed. If you have a Jade like this you're so lucky. Keep that bitch in you're hands forever. She's so sweet and the most amazing most kindest person you would ever meet. She got a whole lotta acne too. Big ass forehead and huge ass pimples.

sexy man: Yo Jade is that you?? Want to fuck tonight?

Jade: Bitch tf no, I'm into woman

sexy man: Fuck off!

Jade: Go stick your dick in a toaster, bitch

by gaybitchesgetfucked April 21, 2021

Bring Jade a snack day

on April 29th, we all bring Jade a snack. Just because.

Bring Jade a Snack day is today!

by Biggie_Smalls6969420 April 29, 2021

Jade porter

Super cool broski that probably lives in like Oklahoma

Hi jade porter

by NOBODY12345678910111213141516 May 2, 2021

Jade Herman

This girl knows whats up. Shes loud, crazy, fun, and knows how to have a good time. i love her. who doesn't? If you don't get along with this girl, you obviously have something extremely wrong with you! She accepts everyone. & Has tons of friends. Shes got this cute small body and isn't a whore! Fantastic! She's easily forgiving.

shes sucha jade herman... i wish she was mine.

by MissMillion July 4, 2012

planet jade

A trippy ass planet that only Jade can take you to since she's from there and just visiting earth. Its main attractions are sexy sex and jeffery's (with eveything but goddamn clorax)

its location is unknown by anyone but jade unfortunaly

fucking planet jade

by trip trip March 24, 2012

jade dixon

Someone who eats poptarts.

'I Love Poptarts'
'Just Like Jade Dixon'

by hygtr5edrtgfhuilty76rftdrfygyi January 11, 2012

Jade Stick

A term coined during the 70's describing any marijuana based substance that has been rolled by paper.

Hey brotha, lemme get some pulls from that jade stick you got there.

by Jeymei July 23, 2011