Jaded

Being ganked by 4 or more enemies in a single lane, most commonly while pushing lane, or having most objective damage in deadlock

Why am I getting Jaded? There's like 4 guys on me

by Wabssnr September 26, 2024

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Jaded

Some random Genderfluid moron who is overly sappy about like one thing and dead inside about everything else

Damn jaded is really obsessing over that scooter

by “Cheese” -James may 2020 November 21, 2021

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jade fat

a asian bitch so fat, her eyes are the size of half a grain of rice, her belly the size of the sun and her ego the size of all of her weight combined

look at the jade fat bitch! gyat fucking damn shes so fucking fat, she has her own gravity pull!

by Xuan Doan August 15, 2024

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Jaded

Being emotionally numb and/or empty due to a collection of bad experiences, especially in the dating scene. Jaded people often won’t show any reaction/interest when others flirt with them.

Person 1: You know that girl was flirting with you, right?
Person 2: I really couldn’t care. She’ll probably hurt me like the rest of them did.
Person 1: Damn, you’re really jaded then

by FrootyTootyBootyHole February 10, 2021

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Jade is the type of girl you fall in love with at first sight and even wait years to make sure everything is perfect. She’ll steal your heart and cherish it. This is a person everyone would dream about dating and stare at in the halls of school. She’s just filled with joy and positivity that keeps you going. She sings for you and sleeps on call with you and, Attempts, to play oboe. Jade is such an amazing person, especially if her birthday is 5/28. She is short. But that’s okay because she’s literally perfect. This ones a keeper right there! Get yourself an Jade and have wonderful late night calls all the time! Don’t be a goof and keep her happy, because you’ll never find another person quite like Jade.

N: Hey didn’t you say you found someone named Jade?

C: Yea, she’s really amazing! Can’t believe how lucky I am. It’s still hard to imagine.

N: Why is she so short bro?

C: Why are you so damn fine bro?

N: Oh.

by Grogg76 March 8, 2022

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