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Japstacking

Verb

1. When 5 or more Japanese people merge together to form one larger humanoid entity with all 4 limbs capable of independent movement. Much akin to a cheerleader pyramid, but the japanese never engage in this activity for entertainment purposes. It is solely used as an extreme last resort in order to attack or defend. Unlike a cheerleading pyramid, which takes practice, trust and great deal of familiarity with your team mates and/or system, japstacking can occur with 5 japanese total strangers. The reason for this is because japanese people in general are fit, trim and most of them are ninjas. This primal inner instinct or governing group mentality only occurs in the japanese, much like in army ants. When they merge together, it's not in the manner of smaller pieces of "The Blob" reconvening to form 1 big blob, but more in the manner of Voltron merging, but without the metallic machinery noises. They stack in a very calculated and mathematical manner, but without thinking or practice.

2. The human equivalent of a Transformer combiner or Gestalt (Devastator, Bruticus, Menasaur, Superion, etc.) As can be seen in the Drawn Together episode entitled "Gay Bash."
"Most of the Japanese ran when they saw Godzilla coming, but the students in Mr. Hashimoto's karate class started japstacking to defend the dojo from destruction."
by billebllunt December 10, 2013
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japanese whaler

The act of having sex with a fat chick while in a pool or similar body of water.
Johno pulled a japanese whaler with that Amy chick last night.
by Grassman14 January 26, 2014
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Jappica

Why did I wait til after Jappica's birthday to wish her all the best?
by Japicca'sFriend February 8, 2014
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japanese pig shit

An acrostic used in the UK for the cheap and nasty JPS Cigarettes (straights/civvies/tailormades etc.).
"You got a straight?"
"Yeah, only japanese pig shit though."
"Screw that, they're grim, I'll have a rollie."
by LittleAcoustic February 9, 2014
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Japasaurus

A feisty, aggravated asian person. can be both a boy and a girl.
I was very attracted to that Japasaurus
by Facebbokson Ubba The Nubba Jr. December 14, 2014
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Japanese Twizzler

The sexual act of placing seaweed on an erect penis, and then using both hands to twist the seaweed in opposite directions.
Josh had to go to the hospital after Sara gave him a Japanese Twizzler
by adminsbitch May 30, 2014
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Japanese Bandana

(n.) When a man of Japanese decent places his testicles on the forehead of another man.

Synonym: Snake Eyes
Haruto and Todd grew much closer as friends after Haruto placed his nuts on Todd's forehead, performing a Japanese Bandana.
by leiman_head July 5, 2017
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