Driving into a cloud

1. The phrase one uses when one desires to escape a commitment without hurting the other parties feelings.
WARNING: May be taken as joke. Prepare alternate excuse as back up (see seven disc CD changer, or attack by pants).
CAUTION: Do NOT attempt to drive into a could unless you have an airplane.

Sorry, Adriane, I can't go geocaching with you today. I'm driving into a cloud.

by CrimeFightingTaskForce November 23, 2011

turn that place into a doom game

Going to your place of work or a entering a social setting and causing mayhem or chaos. Similar to wreaking havoc and or causing mass destruction.Generally making it an upleasent experience for everyone involved.

My boss just informed me that my vacation was denied and that I would actually be working this weekend. Im going to turn that place into a doom game!

"Im hungry, lets go to the cafeteria and turn that place into a doom game!!

by bizzaroG December 20, 2010

Introdouche

When someone introduces you to a potential love interest and cock blocks you at the same time.

Bob to Mary - "Hey have you met my friend Tom, you just moved into a new place right? Maybe you can help him out he is still living with his mom."

Tom - "Yo man you so just Introdouched me!"

by everlastingben June 14, 2010

Don't read too much into this

As in, don't get the wrong idea, I'm not interested.

Don't read too much into this, it's three in the morning but I don't anything intimate.

by Fleurdelissa March 5, 2011

Introduce

To get two other people to meet.

Girl- You got a sister?
Guy- Yea, you want me to introduce the two of you?

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Introverted extrovert

There's no such thing as an introverted extrovert. A person who describes himself/herself as an introverted extrovert does so to keep people who don't know he/she is really an introvert from knowing that he/she is not the extrovert some people think he/she is.

Lindsay had found empowerment in convincing people around her she was an open extrovert since she was young, though she had always been an introvert. She would describe herself to other people as an introverted extrovert to keep from losing people who remained close to her that thought she was really an extrovert, since she couldn't handle being alone. She even pretended to be there for other people her entire life for the same reason, she couldn't handle being alone. It never really mattered to her how much damage was done to other people's lives, as long as she didn't end up alone herself, everything would be okay in her mind.

by Solid Mantis December 16, 2019

Introxicated

to be introduced while enibriated

"I was introxicated to my friends girlfriend and she thought I was an ass, but it's only because I was drunk"

by AgentOrangeXIII May 24, 2006