Cabbaging

Emptying someone's school bag and turning it inside out before putting everything back in again. No purpose to it, completely harmless, just funny.

Stop cabbaging my school bag
Adam's bag got cabbaged again when he left the room

by Cpt. Cornwall November 4, 2021

Cabbage

When someone is so bad at video games they might as well be classified as a vegetable.

"This guy is a certified cabbage. He acts like he is using a track pad to aim".

by Klwd February 9, 2021

Baby cabbages

another name for sprouts.

Mum: EAT THE BABY CABBAGES YOU FAT CHILD.

by CDS And Meow April 8, 2016

Cabbage Patch

Someone who's persuaded very easily and is ignorant to themselves and to others around them.

Stop acting so ignorant you damn cabbage patch. Didn't your parents teach you any respect you freakin cabbage patch.

by The jimhoff method October 17, 2025

Sniffing The Cabbage

A person positioning their face near their buttocks, releasing a fart, and then intentionally directing the odor toward themselves by wafting it.

damn he be sniffing the cabbage in the back of the bus.

by Jaboitheone March 19, 2024

muff cabbage

A Jersey Thing

Person 1: That Snooki, she sure is a muff cabbage.
Person 2: What do you mean, muff cabbage?
Person 1: Oh, its a Jersey thing

by Not_from_jersey October 21, 2010

Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green

Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”

by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018