shatter-faced

when one has reached "black-out mode" by consuming so much alcohol or other mind altering substances and nonsense rambling and chunks of vomit are the only thing you can spew out of your mouth.

dog, pat is fucking shatter-faced yo.

by mc rb March 23, 2007

Drunk in the Face

The feeling you get from imbibing intoxicating liquids, but not to the extend that it effects the majority of your mechanical bodily functions, but only those controlling facial muscles. Symptoms include; hotness in the face, a feeling of bloating in the facial, a redness in the complexion akin to the colour of a swollen Baboon's vagina and finally a dull throb similar to that of a turgid pubescent male cock.

Yo bitch did you get crunk last night? no, I was only drunk in the face...

by corealis March 1, 2011

face hate

A person who's face you hate so much that you are totally repulsed by them and can't seem to have a normal conversation with them. They are your best friends on email, text, and chat but once you're face to face with them you either ignore them completely or make up an excuse and get the hell out of there, after you make plans to meet up on chat later of course.

Dan: Hey, I am meeting Jason for some drinks today, you want to hang out with us?

Tom: Would love to, Jason is hilarious, but I face hate him, sorry bro.

by freedom17 November 10, 2011

gawker face

The look a person gets on their face while staring at someone intently, sometimes because they think they might recognize them but aren't sure who it is.

If the two parties do not know each other, gawker face can be mistaken for creeper face

Chelsea had some serious gawker face when she thought she saw Josh while driving through town.

by nash_money September 15, 2011

Bland Face

=^I.

A new emoticon that actually expresses your face during an average conversation online. Pretty sure you don't actually "lol." Or "xD."

=^I

Bland face, can replace any expression, because your face is normally expressionless during online chatting.

by tntahsin August 14, 2011

base-face

a person who has been taking amphetamine to long, resulting in a rough and toothless appearance

1st man: whats up with him?

2nd man: hes been on 7 grams a day for 10 years, hes got a proper base-face innit!

by southwalessniper December 14, 2009

face wreath

A face wreath is the name given to the look worn by men in which a thick chin-strap beard meets longer hair and bangs, forming a circular outline of hair around the face. Usually seen on a douchebag or a hippie. Generally, not a good look.

"Dude, that guy is eating cheez whiz out of the can."

"And he has a face wreath."
"Ew."

by rainbowrobot28 April 14, 2010