Horse Lady

A girl or women who, by the was she dresses, can be identified as a horse lover. She is usually sporting a long braid with a middle part (probably reminding her of a horses mane) and a horse/wolf/native american t shirt.

Ray:"Sal tried to set me up with his cousin; she turned out to be a horse lady."
Ezra:"That's sucks I guess."

by beams June 28, 2012

Rappin Horse

the ONE and only horse that raps...
albums available on rappin horse records

Yo...peep the new rappin horse CD...that shit is niiiiiiiice!!

by Bluntz May 14, 2003

Horses Ass

To be a wise ass in any situation

Tim Stein is a such a Horses Ass.

by Jobber1 March 26, 2011

dead horse

Having sex with a limp penis

I couldn't get hard so I had to dead horse it in.

by Cwismang October 2, 2010

Horse shoe

Ninja-type action, two rivals facing each other sprinting attack in which one fighter leaps into the air forming his entire being into a human shaped horse shoe. Aiming the center of the horse shoe at the opponents neck with a smooth roll out to finish the move. (paralysis is a possibility)

OH MY GOD! I got a horse shoe straight to the neck

by thumpcityslammer May 6, 2011

Horse Velcher

one who ejaculates in a horses patute, then proceeds with a straw and sucks it out.

Eric Meyer is a Horse Velcher. I heard it is his most timr consuming hobby.

by Edward Scissor Hands May 27, 2003

German Horse

When the male rides on a female's back, with his dick in her ass. The female crawls on all fours, like a horse, and the male eats Sauerkraut, like a German.

Guy One: Bro, I gave my girlfriend a German Horse last nite. It was awesome!

Guy Two: I thought you hated sauerkraut.

by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011