have sex with me

A phrase I’m which people use when they want to have sex with someone and want to be outright and sexy.

Random guy on the street: Hello. How are you?

Random girl on the street: Come here. (Grab man’s collar) Let’s go back to my house.

AT HER HOUSE
Girl: HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!
Guy: OKAY! LET’S DO IT! I HAVE BEEN HORNY SINCE I MET YOU!

Then they have sex

by Bjb Bjb Bjb November 13, 2017

have the ass

To become intensely angry or annoyed. Sometimes expressed as having a "case of the ass." The phrase was popularized in the military. To give someone a case of the ass is to anger them.

I have the ass because Sergeant Carter put me on guard duty.
John woke me up early and I had a case of the ass all morning.

by Steve_M July 5, 2008

have a grunt

Making fuck, having sex.

"Hey, how's about we go back to my place later and have a grunt."

by Party-man December 15, 2016

Haken

A progressive metal band from London, England.
As of 2019, they have released 5 studio albums, 2 live albums and 1 EP.

"Hey, who wrote Cockroach King?" "Haken, they're like Dream Theater but better!"

by Pastek December 11, 2019

Oh no what have I done

What I find myself saying far too often on Saturday/Sunday/ Monday mornings

Oh no what have I done, I seem to have two pairs of underwear on and no shoes..where are my keys I've lost my phone

UH OHHH OOHHHH

by fancyratsahoy October 19, 2009

I am broke. I have no bones!

This expression can be used to tell that someone has no money. I am broke there means that there's no money. I have no bones means that there's also no money. Bones means money in American Slang.

I am broke. I have no bones!

by Nabeel, January 9, 2009

I'll have a sandwich

When a conversation is going on around you that you don't quite understand or care about. Then someone asks for your fucking opinion.
BACKSTORY: An old lady is calling out 'nurse! nurse!' for fucking ages at a retirement home, which causes an old man to wake up and groggily say, "Huh what? Yeah i'll have a sandwich..." then fall back asleep.

University Lecturer: ...and that's why the principle states, in regards to microeconomics, that demand is infinate but resources are finite. What's your opinion on this Steve?
Steve: Yeah I'll have a sandwich *walks off*

by babom July 18, 2007