gagging on the grapes

the act of clogging your airway with a man's testes (i.e. engulfing a dude's nuts)

"Dude I accidentally walked in on my roommate gagging on the grapes last night. I've never been so scared..."

by alabamahotpocket6969 May 22, 2018

They did surgery on a grape

A bad meme.

Doesn't deserve to be put on the internet.

Guy 1: They did surgery on a grape!
Guy 2: *grabs gun*

by Aurumakerman December 1, 2018

Graped

When someone posts on someone's google+ profile posing as the profile's owner usually to make the profile owner look like a creep.

Ste graped me.

by Steve Slater September 23, 2011

gone off grape

When grapes go off

The gone off grapes smelled sour

by Debskelly1985 February 28, 2023

Grape Prancing

Grape Prancing: the act of stomping grapes to make wine like a tourist.

Someone who always wanted to stomp grapes for wine but doesn't want to get too dirty. So while the original grape smashers are stepping away like it's nothing, the tourist is kinda prancing around, giggling like a fool, and not really doing much work but taking up space.

Being a I love Lucy fan, Kim always wanted to go to a grape stomp but after less then a minute of Grape Prancing she was told to leave.

by Thulsa Doom October 25, 2011

GRAPES

GRAPES is an acronym of the list of topics to avoid at Thanksgiving (or any holiday or celebration in which you must share space with relatives):
Guns, Religion, Abortion, Politics, Economics, Sexuality.

Don't talk about GRAPES, you'll set off Uncle So-and-So's conspiracy spiral. Again.

Cousin 1: So what do you think about the new church they're buil-
Cousin 2: SHHH, we don't go near GRAPES when the entire family has to share a house for hours and hours.

by MaggityMagpieMcGee September 14, 2021

Good Grapes

Another way of saying something (a play, a story, etc.) is excellent or fantastic.

He applauded the play yelling, "Good grapes!" to the actors at the end.

by Mark Cello October 27, 2022