Goon

A man who chooses to create female characters in video games.

Dustin is such a goon, all of his characters in World of Warcraft are females.

by Bilboob Shwaggins November 22, 2025

Gooning

The process of "Edging" (masturbating without climax), for hours or days, until a trance like, zombie like state is reached.

Dude I thought it couldn't get any crazier than edging, then I tried gooning. And bro, that shit had me like a zombie for a solid few hours

by Lickmyballs888 May 28, 2024

Goon

(verb) to get high.

Bro, I’m gooning so hard right now.

by anonymous May 7, 2023

Price goon

A girl with a lopsided lobster booty.A boy with a bald headed that you want to smack.

what a price goon.

by Goon4Life🥶 August 5, 2019

Moral Goon Sesh

An average goon session but you only goon to moral porn

“No JaidenAnimations porn at the moral goon sesh)

by RaindropsOnSkin November 22, 2024

Time-Gooning

The act of using the mystic arts in tandem with the Time Stone to endlessly goon.

Yo bro, I've been Time-Gooning with the Ancient One.

by MoistureGorilla January 13, 2025

Goon Baboon

A person who goons multiple times everyday

S: "I think when you guys leave I'm going to goon"
Z: "what?? That's like the third time today"
W: "nah he's the real goon baboon"

by AlphaZ_23 June 25, 2025