goog

a black eye

"Don't let this goog bother you. Plenty of winners have had them."
-Phil Church, in Another Thin Man

by John Triton April 1, 2008

goofy goober

A Big pink dildo that women use to pleasure them selves. Mostly lesbiands.

Wow i want that goofy goober.

by hannah hamilton March 9, 2008

goobycrisp

gooey and crispy , or crunchy

a goobycrisp mashmellow, gooey on the inside and crispy on the outside

by Leyna January 13, 2008

Goofy boots

Wildly excited, even to the point of jumping up and down a bit.

Him: I can't believe you're not goofy boots about this car.

Her: It's nice, I'm just not into cars.

Him: Well I'm giving to you.

Her: REALLY?!! OMG! Seriously? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! OMG! OMG!

Him: Now THAT's what I'm talking about.

by Thidwick December 1, 2011

gooey johanson

the name one adopts after inserting his hand into a girl and removing it covered in blood.

Hey look, its gooey johanson!!! hahahahahahahaha

by mysterymendham October 25, 2010

Goofy Thicc

More thick than your average thicc. An exclamation to be made shortly after witnessing a booty of astronomical proportions. Used often by homosexuals to describe other men, or by supposedly straight men in jest.

Gay 1: you see bill at the club the other day?
Gay 2: Ye boy he was looking goofy thicc.

by TheRealLiamDoylePCI February 7, 2018

Goody two shoes

Someone who behaves within the rules and expects other people to do so.

The goody two shoes wanted to get them chastised/punished for not wearing a mask.

by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020