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Fixing goldenscans

euphemism: to have a lie-in or nap, and communicate this in such a manner to maintain looking professional.

to sleep, or laze when you should be busy, and to make yourself sound busy to management
person a: are you coming in to work in the morning?

person b: no, sorry, I'm fixing goldenscans in the morning.
by BrightDevil August 18, 2010
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The Golden Compass

Noun:

1. The first book in the His Dark Materials series by Philip Pullman.

2. An object of the same name or alethiometer (literally Truth-Measure) within said book. It is used by Lyra (the protaganist) to find truth and meaning throughout her journey. It resembeles a large golden-colored pocketwatch with three knobs on it's rim. It opens to reveal an ornate circle with 36 distinct symbols at it's edge with three large hands and one small hand which move around it. Each symbol has a series of meanings which, when held in one's mind may pose as a question or an answer. The big hands move to form your question with the knobs and the little hand moves to give the answer.
Very like a clock, or a compass, for there were hands pointing to places around the dial, but instead of the hours or the points of the compass there were several little pictures, each of them painted with the finest and slenderest sable brush.

- Extract from The Golden Compass (aka Northern Lights)
by Tokos alethia December 23, 2011
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golden manbaby

A golden manbaby is precious currency on the internet. It is only awarded for acts of stupendous heroism that put superman to shame, or for creating awesome websites or forum threads. One golden manbaby is a large sum of money on the internet, however, there is a prize much greater than that. It is much sought after, and very rarely given. That's right, FIVE golden manbabies. Only the rulers of the internet can afford to give such an award, and those who recieve it are truly blessed.
Xmaskinman: <creates awesome thread>
RULER OF THE INTERNET #1: Excellent thread. Five golden manbabies for you!
Xmaskinman: I'M RICH!!! <creates another awesome thread about recieving golden manbabies>
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golden calculator

According to Outkast's song, "Roses", what you need to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls.
"Even though, you need a golden calculator to divide the time it took to look inside and realize that real guys go for real "down-to-Mars" girls."
by Chad "1m" Mosher June 7, 2004
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Bolivian Golden Shower

Is the act of putting your asshole really close to the other person's face, release a fart and quickly turn around and begin urinating all over the other person's body.
It was raining and i was standing on a sidewalk waiting to cross a street, when i was splashed by a car whit all that fetid nasty water that was accumulated on the street. It was like getting a Bolivian golden shower.
by Luisifer November 17, 2009
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Gooder

Gooder: being more good than you were before
That beer was gooder.
by so fresh and so colleen November 2, 2011
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Goode

"Goode and Knoble Madam, how now?"
by Jimmy Williams April 28, 2003
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