The Gooch

Blowing your chance to get a threesome with 2 girls because you are a pussy

Dude, you couldve gotten laid but you pulled The Gooch

by De Broekloze Bandiet April 14, 2017

The Gooch

Shameless, S10E10: Fold the scrotum and it sticks together. With the right testicular configuration, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that.

From S10E10 of Shameless, Frank tells the cop about an unusual place to stash drugs, "Fold the scrotum and it sticks together, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that."

by PrettyLittleBambi May 09, 2021

Arm Gooch

Another word for weenus, the part of your arm that slightly resembles an actual gooch of sorts. Also can be a term to describe the part of your arm that continues to wave post wave during a parade type event.

“Show me that arm gooch baby”
”damn I need to lift some weights my arm gooch is saggin”

by Constable blueberry nips March 27, 2020

Sub Gooch

An area of the gooch, near the tailbone, that is the least frequently accessed part of the gooch. A gooch spot so deep, it is sub gooch.

"Wow man, I thought I bruised my tailbone at the pedalpalooza, but I think I bruised my sub gooch."

by SuperG00ch June 11, 2019

Gooch fur

Refers to the normally hairy region between your balls and asshole

My buddy said that he needed to shave totally bald for this lady he was dating, gooch fur and everything.

by Trout wrangler March 07, 2021

Gooch chat

The craziest fucking group chat ever known to man where shit you can’t even imagine happens.

Dude 1: Dude there’s no fucking way, check the gooch chat
Dude 2: WTF, THERES NO WAY

by 7916372 April 18, 2020

Gooch King

A gooch king is a person that loves the gooch and thrives for the gooch

“Kb is a gooch king and a munting demon”

by LeGooch syndrome May 06, 2024